Why that animal,you must have your reasons...mine would have to be a silver~back gorilla because to see them in the flesh they are truly magnificent,loving,caring and protective of their family,plus i'd have arms bigger than Arnie and the strength of about 4-5 men! Ladies and gentlemen i bring you...KONG
2006-07-23 01:13:25 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It would be my cat, Siddalee, she is spoiled rotten. Lounges in my bed all day, eats whenever she feels like it, runs around and acts crazy when she's in the mood. She has trained us to play with her when she wants as she entices us with her little coos and then runs away. (we follow). When we're not available, she has made up games to play by herself. She toss her toy off of the sofa and chase it around like it's alive. When she finally "catches" it, she will put it in my husband's shoe and then fight like crazy to get it out, when she does, she'll drop it in again. Whenever we do what she wants, she rewards us richly by purring loudly and allowing us to pet her short, black, plushly velvet coat.
2006-07-23 01:32:40 · answer #1 · answered by butrcupps 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I would change into a jackass. Because that would make you chuckle and you posted your question in "jokes".
However, I think your choice of Kong is much better. If you hadn't already taken it, then I would take it. I suppose I could choose being a chimpanzee, but a gorilla can beat a chimpanzee, so I better just stick with being a jackass.
2006-07-23 08:18:56 · answer #2 · answered by Doctor Hand 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favourite is eagle. It is majestic of all birds, has accurate eyesight, enormous stamina and speed.
If i were an eagle i would fly atop the highest hills, feeling the cool smash of the pure breeze. I would have no predator, only prey. I could fly fast, which is my dream.
2006-07-23 08:18:54 · answer #3 · answered by spike 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A dog's life is the life for me! you don't have to work, you get fed every day, you can go around naked all the time, scratch and fart whenever you want to and nobody tells you to stop, and you can screw other dogs in public!
2006-07-23 09:17:17 · answer #4 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A tiger so i can at last have a reason to eat my boyfriend alive. Just thinking of gulping him makes me choke in agony......he's so irritating sometimes. Plus i do look good in stripes. Meowww....
2006-07-23 08:21:03 · answer #5 · answered by Loppy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A hawk would mine. Hunters and lots of stamina, also they are spiritual guides.
2006-07-23 08:57:14 · answer #6 · answered by Carrie C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my favourites are cats . so I would like to be a cat . a cat is doing only she likes and everybody like it especially when is a baby ...
2006-07-23 08:37:20 · answer #7 · answered by Viviana DanielaD 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a penguin - you could stay cool all year round! =)
2006-07-23 12:01:44 · answer #8 · answered by Em 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋