I know this topic has been constantly repeated, but all the other questions are closed. Try to make an original riddle-like joke. And only post one joke in your answer to make it fair for everyone. For instance, here's my joke:
Q: How does Sardarji solve a Rubik's cube?
A: He smashes it on the floor and puts the pieces together (no offense to Sardarji)
Okay, maybe that wasn't very funny. Maybe you can do better. Don't be racist or hateful in your jokes. Okay, now let's see what you've got...
2006-07-23 00:58:01 · 6 answers · asked by Captain Hero 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q: A man died from drinking fresh milk, what happened?
A: The cow sat down.
2006-07-23 01:11:31 · answer #1 · answered by ideaquest 7 · 5⤊ 2⤋
Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing...
Q: Why didn't the teacher believe the ghost?
A: Because she could see right through him.
Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?
A: Heat, because you can catch a cold.
Q: What's the difference between a conductor and a teacher?
A: One minds the train, the other trains the mind.
Q: What's black, white, and red all over?
A: A freshly whipped nun.
2006-07-23 02:39:23 · answer #2 · answered by Em 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
human beings many times tell jokes in that area, so perhaps you in basic terms have been given a Troll. i think of you in basic terms could desire to observe it as a question like: could you desire to hearken to a shaggy dog tale approximately chickens? and then write the shaggy dog tale interior.
2016-12-10 12:45:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q.what did the corn chip say to the battery??
A. I'm Frito Lay is your Ever Ready
2006-07-23 01:25:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is greater than god,more evil than the devil,poor ppl have it,rich ppl dont need it,and if u eat it you will eventually die?
A:Nothing!nothing is greater than god,nithing is more evil than the devil,poor ppl have nothing,rich ppl dont need nothing,and if u eat nothing you will eventually die?
2006-07-23 01:26:41 · answer #5 · answered by Matt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. What's purple and goes slam, slam, slam, slam.
A. A four-door grape.
It's not original, but I like it.
2006-07-23 01:04:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋