a woman is about to get married when her uncle hands her a cheque as a present.
she tucks it in her glove for safekeeping.
that night, the cuople stay at the brides parents' house and the groom asks: "what did your uncle give you?"
"a cheque," his bride replies.
"it's in my glove downstairs."
she calls down to her mother to fetch her gloves. but her father shouts back: "get hold of it with your bare hands, girl-it won't hurt you."
2006-07-23 00:49:35 · 12 answers · asked by Kelly 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I find you a bit sad actually.....calling ur sel names!! What a cheat...im sure you could get kicked off 4 doing whats ur doing.
Ive reported you anyway....
**************HOPE YOU SEE THIS-------Dont play dumb. Every1 seen ur confession 'Xander_f'
Ive reported you for cheating because you were giving urself points!!!! SURLEY youre not allowed to do that!!!
Any1 could do that...thats not what you do on this site.
2006-07-23 05:53:16 · answer #1 · answered by Monster 2 · 3⤊ 4⤋
Notsoanonymous - u r cute. Give him 10 points babycakes
good joke put a smile on my dial.
2006-07-23 08:15:51 · answer #2 · answered by zaazzy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! took me a minute, but I get it. Nice one, lol. As for Xander, just ignore him. I dont even know what he means by "Get Sad" but w/e. Hes an idiot. Im still waiting on the hatemail.
2006-07-23 10:48:06 · answer #3 · answered by trainboy765 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a good joke. I'm only in it for the points.
2006-07-23 11:58:09 · answer #4 · answered by arwen4838 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, ha!
Thank you for the joke and the smile!
you do realize you might be on the way to inventing Yahoo!Jokes....
2006-07-23 07:54:12 · answer #5 · answered by NotsoaNonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. LOL. Oh, yes indeedy. That is a JOKE, and hilarious. 10,10,10.
2006-07-23 17:20:38 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA .....LAUGHED SOOOMUCH......WITH MY LEGS UP AND HEAD DOWN....JUST IMAGINE....
2006-07-23 09:46:25 · answer #7 · answered by skatygal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good
2006-07-23 09:24:05 · answer #8 · answered by fizzakhan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe... good one
2006-07-23 07:55:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-07-23 07:56:51 · answer #10 · answered by EL Big Ed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋