a woman goes to see her doctor, desperate to lose weight.?

Question

the doctor tells her about a revolutionary new treatment that involves food being stuck up the bottom, instead of being eaten.
the doctor admits he's done it himself and lost two stone in a month.
the woman agrees to try it. a month later, the woman comes back, very happy and two stone lighter.
"right," the doctor says. "i'll give you a quick examination, but exuse me one moment."
to the womans amazement the doctor sits down and starts writhing all over the couch. "doctor!" cries the woman "are you ok?"
"i'll be with you in a minute," he pants.
"i'm just finishing off this toffee!"

Answer 1

Typical British humor

Answer 2

hahaha..... i LMAO. A nice one.

Answer 3

LOL