im bored the kids are doing my head in please make me giggle again
2006-07-22 22:30:25 · 12 answers · asked by paulette7618 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Old woman goes it shop where a young girl is serving and asks for 24 tins of Whiskers.
The girl replys "You must have a lot of cats"
The old woman says " No, it's for my husbands work sandwichies.
"You'll kill him" said the young girl
Old woman replys, "Its' okay he's had it for years and has never noticed.
So the girl give the old woman the Whiskers cat food.
Two weeks later the old woman come in the shop again and the same girl is serving she say's "How many tins of cat food today.
"None! My husband is dead" was the reply.
"I told you, you would kill him feeding him that stuff" said the girl
Old woman replied "He did'nt die of that"
Young girl "What did he die of then"
Old woman said "He broke his back trying to lick his a**e"
2006-07-22 22:52:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 4⤋
One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit.
He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts.
Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"
2006-07-22 22:35:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
check this its really good
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language.
After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution.
"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals?
For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time.
If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea,
Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time.
If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis 50 times."
2006-07-22 23:53:39 · answer #3 · answered by MK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, here's one!
six years ago, I bumped into someone familiar, and both attempted to say something but failed. six months past I bump in the same guy and remember what happened six months after. six week then, I crashed into the very same person and remembered where it happened six week ago. six days later, same thing happened, both annoyed by all this incidents, I asked him where'd we met, and he curteously answered and said' we bumped into each other sixty years ago!
2006-07-22 23:49:21 · answer #4 · answered by jverona_29 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My child once told me a long time ago. "Mom, do you want to hear a dirty joke"? "Yes" I replied. He answered as he looked at the Richard Scarry book. "One pig fell in the mud".
2006-07-22 22:34:48 · answer #5 · answered by kriend 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are female geese nosey?
They like taking a gander!
2006-07-22 23:36:55 · answer #6 · answered by sunshine25 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's worse than finding a boy scout in your trousers?
finding a brownie in your pants
2006-07-22 22:33:26 · answer #7 · answered by noodles_the_clown 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.
lol
2006-07-22 22:35:54 · answer #8 · answered by Alistair B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/;_ylt=Aks.EyG6Dfb5MfRlzSDHJxpJBgx.?qid=20060712061806AA8hdbx
This was a question someone posted a few weeks back.I was crying with laughter.Hope it works!
2006-07-22 22:42:50 · answer #9 · answered by wolfmettle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what goes oooo oooooo??
a cow with no lips!
2006-07-22 22:33:48 · answer #10 · answered by blondebirdcrazy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋