2006-07-22 22:04:21 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Convince her that her body is a gas station. That way you can get serviced and lubed. While you are at it, you can get your fluids drained as well.
2006-07-27 05:33:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, what kind of temple is this? Most places provide services serveral times a week these days. Maybe it's just a bad sign that your wife doesn't know enough about how churches operate these days.
On the other hand, it sounds like she may be mad at you. Have you been bad? Perhaps you should appeal to the temple for spanktuary.
2006-07-24 11:41:54 · answer #2 · answered by Cheshire Cat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her that the temple is open every day of the week, and on Sunday, there are three services, not including the one in Spanish!!
2006-07-22 22:15:25 · answer #3 · answered by SedaCanela 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. You can visit Jewish "temples" on Saturday and get serviced by Catholic women at midnight mass if you will. I believe there is a temple for every day of the week if you need to get your organ serviced. Do you play in a church?
2006-07-26 14:51:49 · answer #4 · answered by Ouros 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Her body is the temple that houses her soul, but no one gathers in her body to worship God. It's not the same kind of temple as a church, synagogue, mosque, etc. Tell her you're happy she's becoming closer to God, but not happy about her confusion about how to conduct herself as a wife. She's denying you of your rights, and of her own.
Tell her to back it up from the Bible. Did God tell the women to close themselves up except for on the sabbath? If it ain't in there, then this is mere superstition.
2006-07-22 22:16:57 · answer #5 · answered by Dolores G. Llamas 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good for you. There are other temples that offers private services any day of the week!
2006-07-22 22:17:03 · answer #6 · answered by cellm8te 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her she can worship any place, anytime...not just on Sundays. In fact worship can be performed continuously and is not confined to one day a week! It can be even more meaningful when it isn't Sunday. It can be done 24/07 as a matter of fact. [Clever, very clever...lol]
2006-07-22 22:11:50 · answer #7 · answered by riverhawthorne 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell that you have got so holy since late, if you don't get to go tho the temple every day, you might have to find a new temple.. ;)
2006-07-22 22:09:00 · answer #8 · answered by R G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Assuming this was in seriousness. Maybe you should sit down and have a talk about your relationship and what might be bothering her in her everyday life.
Maybe she's too stressed out at work or taking care of the kids and you haven't been attentive to her needs.
Hope this helps.
2006-07-22 22:37:11 · answer #9 · answered by Tomis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are so fortunate.
Temple on Sundays and Shrine the rest of the week.
Just tell her that shrines are open to all faiths and religions and the doors are open all the time. The Bhuddists for example, bring fruit..... :) lol
2006-07-23 11:36:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋