I keep telling my kids about it but we've not been able to find the passage yet. I've scoured Matthew, Mark, Luke & John to no avail.
I know it's in there somewhere!!!
2006-07-22 21:53:37 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Its just after the part were Jesus swallows the puzzle piece, and the man in the yellow hat has to take him to the doctor.
2006-07-22 22:00:20 · answer #1 · answered by mtlmike 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I knew that Eve. Filthy mare had it shaved you know. The things she would do for a Rolo would make your eyes water.
Anyway, I think I remember the octopus bit in the bible. It was just after that battle with Posiden and the wobbly cliffs bit but before the part where he meets Medusa. I love the bible especialy the skeleton warriors under the desert. Cool.
Didn't they remake it with Chevvy Chase as Mary?
2006-07-23 16:49:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's around page 70, sometime after the Minotaur and the showdown with Satan (good special effects for a book). Now that you know where it is I think Matthew, Mark, Luke and John would appreciate it if you stopped full-cavity searching them. Put the rubber gloves down!
2006-07-23 09:04:34 · answer #3 · answered by Skull 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've never read that battle yet? You sure missed out. Octopus Man launched an attack on Jesus when Jesus was walking across the water one day. Octopus Man said "I pity the fool who trespasses on my underwater territory!". And Jesus said "Who be you!?" And a fight soon broke out. And to make a long story short, Jesus defeated Octopus Man after he called forth a harpoon gun from Heaven that had an anti-octopus poison tip on it.
2006-07-23 05:10:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo man, you clearly didn't look hard enough. It's somewhere in the back, if I remember correctly. You ever wonder why the bible is so long? So by the time you get half way through it, you are too bored to continue. That way they can hide all the juicxxy info in the back.
2006-07-23 04:57:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you tried Ps 74:14 and Isa 27:1?
2006-07-23 04:59:26 · answer #6 · answered by chdoctor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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While not providing the exact Bible reference this should be something to show the kids.
2006-07-23 05:01:40 · answer #7 · answered by VoodooWhammy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually it was not a giant octopus-man but Satan himself (much scarier as you may see someday) And He kicked him in the head when He was leaving him defeated in hades.
2006-07-23 05:03:11 · answer #8 · answered by The Mog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He fights him in the gap that opens up between the hardback spine and the glue that holds the pages together.
Tsk, any fule kno that.
2006-07-24 07:30:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You people make me sick.
Every God Fearing Neo-Con knows that is bullsh1t.
Next thing you'll be be telling me is that that Eve never fellated the man that caught her chomping on 'The Apple'
Reported.
2006-07-23 14:49:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋