Me?
I fart regularly I especially like doing it in the presence of the spiritually elect. I even work miracles and make catholic statues of the Holy Virgin fart, belch and stink ( the priests blame satan but it is me) Of course i have erections I crack a woody several times a day and am particulary arrrosed by goats but have never fancied a muscovy duck. Why do you lnsult and threaten the Sacred Swine he is but a manifestation of my favourite' drinkin buddy Satan ? & why don't you develop a sense of humour? Blessed art thou that laugheth like a kooka burra for they shall have eternal fun
2006-07-22 21:24:40 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yo, J.C. I hear ya.
I'm not to happy about being called a pig but at least you'll drink with me.
U should try a moscovy duck 'cause u can do 'em then cook & eat 'em (& they have a cream sauce inside 'em already !!
Hey, how r mary & the kids ?, How olds gabriel now, 4 ??
I once made a bishop f@rt as he bent down to kiss the popes ring (no, not his a*se ring) & he didn't stop till he got back to Sydney.
Man I've enjoyed nattering to u & I think I'll f@rt to celebrate this awesome occassion.
C u in hell next weekend for the Bar B Q, bring the missus & kids.
aussie fallen angel.
2006-07-22 23:31:50 · answer #1 · answered by aussie fallen angel 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you're able to do this the tricky way or you're able to do it the easy way. interior the tip, there isn't any distinction in any respect, that is all with regard to the form you attitude it now. you will by no skill get them to settle for or provide permission for this religious course. To them, "permitting" your baby to coach her lower back on Jesus is corresponding to baby abuse. actual, it makes no distinction interior the tip to in basic terms close up and bow your head at kinfolk prayer cases. that is not that vast a deal and it makes your parents sense greater effective. you like all and sundry else to admire your course, so only close up and admire the guidelines your parents have made for now. i be conscious of, once you're 15, 3 years appears like for-fricking-ever, yet very straight away in any respect, it will be over and you will pass out and meditate all day under a tree interior the park in case you desire to.
2016-12-10 12:41:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you accept Christians as they are and not persecute them or make fun of them directly or indirectly?
THINK ABOUT IT!
Christians have know for thousands of years that they will always be persecuted, made fun of, or treated as "spoil-sports" or outsiders. The Bible mentions this in several passages.
2006-07-22 21:28:45 · answer #3 · answered by bombhaus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish I could ignore you.
I am not a Christian but your talk hurts me.
I can only pray that may you become a source of peace and brotherhood instead of spreading hatred and anger in the harts of many.
2006-07-23 22:41:10 · answer #4 · answered by Saadi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And yea he said Let ther be a sense of humor. And there was. And it was good.
Ave Satanas!
2006-07-22 21:28:51 · answer #5 · answered by Luce's Darkness 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would offer to pray for you but it appears that God may have already given you over to your reprobate mind.
2006-07-23 03:13:49 · answer #6 · answered by drg5609 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you so bored that you have to resort to insulting people for entertainment?
2006-07-22 21:29:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're quite funny. Your jokes have a Dennis Miller ratio. ( Most people won't get your levity or references. ) Thanks for giving me a laugh.
2006-07-22 22:59:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
don't you ever think that you might go to hell for writing that stuff? try a confession!
2006-07-22 21:28:54 · answer #9 · answered by jen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm farting fun with you.............
I hear ya... they create their own fear and then want others to accept it, drives me nuts.
2006-07-22 21:28:46 · answer #10 · answered by James 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋