I older guy I know from work, Vietnam Vet, told me yesterday an absolutely hilarious(I thought) story. He was heading in to work. An ambulance, with it's lights on, was heading towards him on a undivided 4 lane road and he pulled over. As it passed, he got back into traffic and was nearly hit by a car that didn't pull over for the ambulance. He honked at them and the driver slammed on his brakes and three gangbangers got out and approached his vehicle. They started yelling at him and beating and kicking his car. They told him to get out. This guy has a concealed carry permit and was getting ready to protect himself when a giant lifted truck with a steel brush guard on the front swerved from the open lane into the gangbangers car taking the driver side door clean off.
The door became stuck to the truck, so the driver stopped and got out. He tore the door off of his brush guard and said"Hey monkeys look! Bananas!" as he threw it directly into their windsheild and sped off. Racist?
2006-07-22 20:40:03 · 18 answers · asked by Rocco 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Hey, I started laughing at the "door clean off" part. I really just wanted an excuse to tell it again.
2006-07-22 20:48:16 · update #1
What ever... It happened yesterday, I thought it was a funny story. I repeated it for your enjoyment. Still don't believe me? See if Houston PD (HPD) is looking for a hit and run suspect. Pinemont area, Northside, by the 610, About 5:30PM Friday.
2006-07-22 22:48:35 · update #2
Just to clear things up: Yes, they were black. He said he thought they were some type of crips, because everyone of them was wearing blue.(This is a common gang here, my apartment complex is all tagged up with blue colored "187 slobs", had two shootings there last month) Also, this is geniune, I don't need to make up silly crap to tell you idiots out there. I've been shot at, stabbed, and attended more funerals than you snobs will ever see. If your out there driver of the pickup truck contact me!!! Poetic Justice at it's best.
2006-07-22 22:58:12 · update #3
That is a funny story. You could have left out the race of the people and it would have still been funny. I'm not saying you shouldn't have included it, but just saying the story was funny either way. Some people will holler RACIST just for something to say. The only thing RACIST about this story is what the driver of the 4x4 said. ROFL! Still laughing. I started laughing at the door being torn off too. Served them right. I'd love to hear "THE REST OF THE STORY" - as Paul Harvey would say.
2006-07-23 10:45:31 · answer #1 · answered by pottersclay70 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't care what colour those guys were, they got less than they deserved for being criminal punk asses.
I don't know about the monkeys and bananas part. Were they black guys? I am assuming that's where the racist part comes in. I don't automatically assume that gangbangers are black though.
Otherwise funny? Hell yeah! LOL!
2006-07-22 20:52:33 · answer #2 · answered by LindaLou 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Racist, on the statement made.
But that does not make you a racist if you laugh. It could be caused by the way the story is being told. Perhaps it's the way the guy was talking. Guess only you would know if you are a racist.
2006-07-22 20:46:15 · answer #3 · answered by Geo C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-14 12:13:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I don't think your racist for laughing at this story. In my opinion, I just think your ignorant- it wasn't funny, at all. I just waisted 1 minute of my life that I will never get back.
2006-07-22 20:44:57 · answer #5 · answered by afanofnataliewood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it racist, boring and probably a total lie. I am sure it is some joke you heard and bent it into this so you could repeat it. How immature.
2006-07-22 21:14:20 · answer #6 · answered by GOUTVOLS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not racist.
It would have been just as funny with any three idiots in the car, and it was poetic jusice, indeed!
2006-07-23 01:09:01 · answer #7 · answered by silvercomet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah its funny that he gave them what they deserved... but never blame a race because of a few people
Yes you are evil
2006-07-22 20:43:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Extremely.
It would have been better if the guy would have blasted the gangbangers, though.
2006-07-22 20:45:09 · answer #9 · answered by SedaCanela 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Racist, yes, I think so. The last part was inappropriate.
Best wishes.
2006-07-22 20:45:15 · answer #10 · answered by K M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋