Naughty but still funny too...
The madam was experiencing hard times and began losing money. Finally, in an effort to save her house, she decided to replace her girls with inflatable dolls.
The first evening, two drunks stumbled in, paid their money, and repaired upstairs.
A half hour later they came down and went to the bar next door to
compare notes.
They sat there staring blearily at one another, and after a while the first drunk said, "I think mine was dead."
"Dead?" asked the second drunk? "How come you think she was dead?"
"Well," said the first drunk, "she didn't talk, she didn't move - she didn't do anything."
They sat a few more minutes, and then the second drunk said, "Well, I think mine was a witch."
"A witch? How come?" asked the first drunk.
"Well," he said, "when I leaned over to nibble her breast, she suddenly let out a long, loud fart and flew out the window."
2006-07-22 20:32:54 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha! Hasn't that happened to all of us
2006-07-22 20:35:44 · answer #1 · answered by Paul P 5 · 8⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee
2006-07-22 20:43:18 · answer #2 · answered by superrrmodel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haw! Haw! Hee! Hee! Haw! Haw! Haw! Haw! Hee! Hee! Haw! Haw! Haw! Haw! Hee! Hee! Haw! Haw! Funny!!! good Halloween joke!
2006-07-22 20:36:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO, that reminds me of a good friend of mine and his drunkin nights with a blow up doll... LOL...
2006-07-22 22:14:31 · answer #4 · answered by ditzychik508 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny. They HAD to b really drunk not to know. U know these jokes are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo funny.
2006-07-22 21:11:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hay nice one
well we need more
2006-07-22 20:45:54 · answer #6 · answered by Nishant P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA!Where do you find those jokes?
2006-07-22 22:03:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice lol
2006-07-22 20:49:17 · answer #8 · answered by dawn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha pretty good
2006-07-22 21:52:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
O.o wow... lol
2006-07-22 20:39:47 · answer #10 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋