(Sorry - it had to be asked.)
2006-07-22 20:28:57 · 20 answers · asked by Lunarsight 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
We'd all get coal on Christmas. . . exploding coal!
2006-07-22 20:29:51 · answer #1 · answered by ImCuteAndSoAreYou 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This has two possible answers. If one means that Mankind declared war on Santa Himself, that would be pretty silly as that would be like declaring war on Yahweh, Allah, Brahma, or Zeus. However, if you mean declaring war on the followers of Santa, then I can see a lot of fistfights in malls with His avatars and persecution of little children until their parents convince them that it is a false religion and try to replace it with some other faith.
2006-07-23 03:44:11 · answer #2 · answered by Ѕємι~Мαđ ŠçїєŋŧιѕТ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All of santas little christian helpers would mobilize their armies. fox news would inform all the people with an unbiased coverage of the war. The US president would associate all those against Santa as scrooges. There will be a massive increase in 'positive' santa movies, scratch and win cards with scrooge themes on them. Josh Mcdowel will write 'inteligent' proofs so as to convince people that Santa is logically best. Bill Oreilly will invent the term 'scroogies' and will 'debate' many scroogies on his show.
Merry christmass
2006-07-23 03:53:46 · answer #3 · answered by CJunk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa Claus is a symbol of the commercialism of Christmas so that people forget the true meaning of Christ's birth and who he really was. People focus on the wise men giving Christ gifts when he was such an infant that he didn't even know what he was getting...do you think that Christ's family had Christmas every year? I'd think NOT...
We should be focused on Christ and his ministry instead of what he got at birth...now that said, if Christmas is celebrated and you are able to focus on GIVING..rather than GETTING...you are on the right track..but have you ever tried providing service at the LA Mission? or giving of yourself in Service rather than focusing on RECEIVING and GETTING????
2006-07-23 04:09:38 · answer #4 · answered by juanes addicion 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that would qualify as 'naughty'. I also think that Rudolph's red nose might actually be the heet-seeking component of a giant reindeer-shaped ICBM. I think Santa's armed to the gills up there in the North Pole and it'd be an ugly day for humanity the day we decided to launch an attack...
2006-07-23 03:32:33 · answer #5 · answered by XYZ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone would overeact and nuke the North Pole and the sea levels would rise quickly. Then Santa would laugh at us as Florida, Venice, London, New York and other low lying places drowned because he escaped in his sled before the nuke fell.
2006-07-23 03:31:57 · answer #6 · answered by whosyodaddy3030 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yet another war based on the belief of a made up man in the sky!
2006-07-23 03:32:42 · answer #7 · answered by azmurath 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't celebrate Christmas or believe in Satan Claus ( I meant Santa Claus).
I am a Believer in Christ by the way
2006-07-23 03:33:10 · answer #8 · answered by Adyghe Ha'Yapheh-Phiyah 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the reindeer would rain down crap and then they would cause a big traffic jam - the little helpers would piss on everyone and Santa's wife is know to have a mean throwing arm
personally I think it would be easier to take on Muslim terrorists
2006-07-23 03:33:30 · answer #9 · answered by prettymama 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing, santa doesn't exist unless you're under 10.
2006-07-23 03:33:11 · answer #10 · answered by =_= 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lot of people would die in all terrain vehicle accidents as we searched for him in his spider hole... and when we find him, he'll be in his underwear, and we'll have to pick lice out of his beard!
2006-07-23 03:34:23 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋