One day a boy decides to get a harley. he didn't want the chrome to get rusted so he bought some Vaseline.
he fell in love with a woman and she invited him for dinner at her parent’s house. so he picked her up and before they went in
she told him that there is a family tradition. the first one to speak after dinner has to do the dishes.
so after dinner everyone sits in silence.
the boy had to do something so he reached over and kissed the woman.
that didn't work so he threw her on the table and had passionate sex.
since he saw that didn't work, he took her mother threw her on the table and had more passionate, wilder sex.
he saw that wasn't working.
suddenly, he heard thunder in the distance and thought about
the chrome. so he pulled out the vaseline.
the woman's father said, "alright, DAMN IT! i'll do the f***** DISHES!"
2006-07-22 20:20:13 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your choice of nickname suits u to the T.
2006-07-22 20:25:03 · answer #1 · answered by skr 3 · 6⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha...they must really hate doing the dishes. That was funny. But dirty to the thought of ur boyfriend having sex with ur mother.
2006-07-23 04:13:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had seen this joke at least 3 times in Yahoo! But it is still a great joke.
2006-07-23 04:43:42 · answer #3 · answered by Lucky♣Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool joke.. Hehehehe!
2006-07-23 03:24:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes have heard that one before but it is still funny
2006-07-23 03:22:52 · answer #5 · answered by sunshine1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one.
2006-07-23 03:29:22 · answer #6 · answered by prcsdime 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha poor father, i wonder what was going through his mind? lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-23 03:26:50 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Priceless:-)
2006-07-23 03:25:47 · answer #8 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny. I'll have to remember that one!
2006-07-23 03:30:04 · answer #9 · answered by nostridomius 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahha... oh wow... they must really hate doing the dishes.
2006-07-23 03:23:17 · answer #10 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋