There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daughters on his own. He was very
concerned about their well being and always did his best to watch out for them.
As they entered their late teens the girls dated, and on this particular evening
all three of his girls were going out on a date. This was the first time this
had occurred. As was his custom, he would greet the young suitor at the door
holding his shotgun, not to menace or threaten but merely to ensure that the
young man knew who was boss.
The doorbell rang and the first of the boys arrived. Father answered the door
and the lad said, "Hi, my name's Joe, I'm here for Flow. We're going to the
show, is she ready to go?" The father looked him over and sent the kids on their
way.
The next lad arrived and said, "My name's Eddie, I'm here for Betty,
we're going to get some spaghetti, is she ready?" Father felt this one was okay
too, so off the two kids went.
The final young man arrived and the farmer opened the door. The boy started
off, "Hi, my name's Chuck… --" and the farmer shot him.
2006-07-22 20:12:31 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
no offense to anyone... its just a joke lol
2006-07-22 20:21:56 · update #1
Hee Hee.. I had wished the story would go on.. What will be the farmer's name. I know Chuck would be bring her daughter for a f88k!
2006-07-22 21:45:43 · answer #1 · answered by Lucky♣Girl 4 · 8⤊ 2⤋
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2016-10-15 02:46:12 · answer #2 · answered by woodie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it? What could Chuck have possibly been planning?
This will keep me up nights perplexed and wondering :)
But really, what is the girls name?
2006-07-22 20:22:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay that was cute. Be ready for the offended. Always someone is going to be insulted. I am not i liked it.
2006-07-22 20:17:11 · answer #4 · answered by peacocktrail 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the father should had listened to chuck completely...
i am chuck i am here to take your daughter out to have a roasted duck..
2006-07-22 20:20:11 · answer #5 · answered by WOLVERINE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was sooooooo cute and funny. Hi my name is chuck, im here for -------- and we are going to f***. Thats messed up. Poor dear.
2006-07-22 21:15:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did he shoot Chuck? Was his truck stuck in the muck?
2006-07-22 20:41:27 · answer #7 · answered by owlkaia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah.. chuck... silly
2006-07-22 20:15:53 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haw! Haw! Hee! Hee! Haw! Haw! Good one!!!!
2006-07-22 20:38:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
alright
2006-07-22 21:58:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋