- No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
- When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush
your hair.
- If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always
catch the second person.
- Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
- You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
- Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
- Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
- Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
- Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
- School lunches stick to the wall.
- You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
- Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
- The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap.
2006-07-22 19:51:30 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
true really true practical things .... gr8 advices ... thanx 4 these
2006-07-23 05:05:14 · answer #1 · answered by simply_boring 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
iamigloo, what you didn't get the cat and the dustbuster thing?? Wow I am so sad now. You are like the smartest person on here, cept for me of course ;). The sound of the dustbuster freaks out the cat. You might loose 10 pounds of flesh and blood or an eye or something. Yeah yeah I've done it. That was back when I wasn't so smart :)
I don't recomend wearing any color other than white underwear under any white clothes.
2006-07-23 03:13:03 · answer #2 · answered by mizbehavingirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You gave some very good advice. I loved it. And the person that didn't get the dustbuster and the cat should try it some time. :)
2006-07-23 03:00:53 · answer #3 · answered by mik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heheh cute.. sounds like what kids do.. I don't get this one tho
- Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
lol.. thanks for the clarification miz :)
2006-07-23 02:55:37 · answer #4 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow Thats some woek and pretty practical
2006-07-23 02:55:13 · answer #5 · answered by Musafir 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all are usualy true
heres a truh that can't be disproved
the more times you run over a dead cat the flater it gets
2006-07-23 02:58:45 · answer #6 · answered by giantdwarfbat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some of these juan posted but some of them he didn't lol don't baptize a cat priceless lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-23 02:54:32 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AWWWWWW! Classic! Cute!
2006-07-23 03:59:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
honestly i jst wated a min. of my life and i think the were absolutly horible
2006-07-23 02:55:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This makes sense!
2006-07-23 04:51:35 · answer #10 · answered by Lucky♣Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋