Who invented beards?

Answer 1

Men

Well, women probably DISCOVERED them

Answer 2

I'd say they weren't really invented, some people just didn't shave and they appeared. Eventually it became part of some religions to have a beard if you had a certain role. Now people have beards because they want to as well as for religious reasons some times.

Answer 3

They were invented in England in 1321 by a man named Larry Beard.

Answer 4

I'm pretty sure beards didn't need to be invented. That's what happens when most men don't shave.

Answer 5

I don't think anyone "invented" them, it's more like who made them fashionable? When you think about it, it's just hair growing on your face. Through evolution, that became useful for whatever reason and it's still with us today that men have beards.

I don't know who made them fashionable, though.

Answer 6

Its well documented that jesus christ was not in fact the son of god but really a conspiritor who rallied his people to grow beards. Thats why you never see any photos of him as a boy because he was too young too grow a beard, so he had them all destroyed to stop his enemies using them as propaganda. also, he wasnt crusified for preaching/being the son of god, but because the emporer at the time could only manage a bit of bum fluff at best and couldnt even grow a goatie. the myth about him being the son of god was started to disband his followers because they didnt want to be assosiated with such a silly idea.

Answer 7

Hormones

Answer 8

Mother Nature.

Answer 9

Beards weren't "invented" silly, they just grew...

Answer 10

Mr Ivor Beard...he works at my chip shop with a bloke that thinks he's Elvis..!

Answer 11

No-one invented them, that's just how men's hair grows in the chin and jaw area.