My main concern is that the baby ninja might not get along well with the two children we have now.
I would like to hear from some people with experience taking care of ninja children.
Should I be worried?
I think she got the idea from this tshirt.
http://store.cottonfactory.com/tee-0283.html
I became concerned after seeing this.
http://spikedhumor.com/articles/20922/Ask_A_Ninja_Question_3_Ninja_Training.html
http://spikedhumor.com/Default.aspx?p=search&query=ninja
2006-07-22 19:23:40 · 10 answers · asked by Eric Inri 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
My only concern would be your other two children. Would the ninja baby use them as target practice? Consider putting rubber guards on the chinese throwing stars and starting your ninja baby off with Nerf num chucks (not sure how that's spelled)....hey, I'm pretty good at this ninja baby care...*pondering the thought of write a book on ninja baby care*
2006-07-22 19:31:55 · answer #1 · answered by AverageMom 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My wife and I adopted a Ninja that was left in the forests of Hokkaido to fend for itself. Our experience is that ninja babies are a handful. Esp. in our case where we were not informed that we had adopted a feral ninja until after the adoption process. Things got so bad that after it had eviscerated my mother in law (which I really couldn't complain about), we had to return it to the agency as it was too much to handle in a suburban Anglo environment. We've recently adopted a baby suicide bomber and for the time being things are fine, getting him on a plane is always a hassle and he keeps trying to get into the Hebrew school next door. I'll keep you updated.
2006-07-22 19:37:42 · answer #2 · answered by VoodooWhammy 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes, you should be worried. ninja children are VERY territorial, and will resort to violence even in the absence of conflict. buy a cage, and SLOWLY train the new ninja child to get along with your present children
and make sure to keep a tranquiliser gun handy at ALL times
good luck :)
2006-07-22 19:27:40 · answer #3 · answered by visionary 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ninjas are sweet. You should absolutely adopt one.
2006-07-22 19:27:07 · answer #4 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to be joking, right?! I don't believe there are such things as baby ninja's.
2006-07-22 19:27:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe you should consult the ninja adoption agency first
2006-07-22 19:27:46 · answer #6 · answered by LW 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely. I hear that they make for superb security systems.
2006-07-22 19:29:46 · answer #7 · answered by Ixen 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i think it would be a good exspiriets, it would be cool, awsome great!
2006-07-22 19:26:56 · answer #8 · answered by devathyme 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you that ninja kid?
2006-07-22 19:28:49 · answer #9 · answered by qwq 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, asap
2006-07-22 19:25:42 · answer #10 · answered by kbush 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋