Can people on the Adkins diet worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Question

or only the meatballs?

Answer 1

Yes, pastafarians everywhere can participate in any diet they wish, so long as meat and/or pasta are involved.

I believe that there have been found ancient writings flung upon the walls of the Minor Spaghetti Fastings, wherein one stands in a puddle of marinara and juggles meatballs. while other adherents whip him with strands of wet fusili. Whatever meatballs fall into the marinara get eaten by the dieters. What stays inthe air belongs to His Noodly Righteousness.

Answer 2

No because Spaghetti is carbs for which it is a sin to consume if you are maintaining the Adkins regimen; I mean religion. To worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster would be to worship an idol. You can however worship the Sailing Meatball Varmon that is usually in the nearby vacinity of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Answer 3

Because spaghetti contains carbs, it is anathema to adkinists, at least the fundamentalist / orthodox ones. For reformed adkinists, the spaghetti monster may be worshiped as long as no reference is made to the flying nature, as the creed of the Church of the Reformed Adkinist Chicken Koop (CRACK) is that when the weight-scale shows an increase and the sh-t starts flying, it is not holy. There is also a splinter group known as The Adkinist Spaghetti Sisterhood, who worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but refer to him as the Big A.S.S. Spaghetti Monster.

Unfortunately, it is unlikely that these different belief systems will reconcile, as they are based on deep seated fears and prejudices.

Answer 4

(Edit: one of my many twins seemed to have appeared in the post above (see avatar); let's hope it's not one of the evil ones. Those are seldom a good thing.)

Mmm... spaghetti...

Back on topic, probably just the meatballs. And the spaghetti sauce, too, I suppose (it being low carbohydrate).

Must go, I think I heard a noise behind me, sort of like a sloshing. What's that? No! Is it? Could it be? The spagh...... Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 5

Only people on LSD can worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Answer 6

Only the meatballs, unless of course every seventh "Year of Jubilee," in which they can worship the Monster itself, but only while standing in a shallow dish of chocolate syrup. I have the tract.

Answer 7

Only the meatballs. The spaghetti strands would wrap around their carb craving necks and strangle them in pasta.

Answer 8

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On top of Spaghetti, all covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed.

It rolled off the table, and onto the floor,
And then my poor meatball rolled out of the door.

It rolled down the garden, and under a bush,
And then my poor meatball was nothing but mush!

The mush was as tasty, as tasty could be,
And then the next summer it grew into a tree.

The tree was all covered, all covered with moss,
And on it grew meatballs, all covered with sauce.

So if you have spaghetti, all covered with cheese,
Hold onto your meatball, 'cause someone might sneeze

Answer 9

****Sweety, Im going to tell you something really important to you right now, so listen up good. The Atkins diet is not good for you at all. What it does is take away your carbs. And you need those carbs. Carbs = Engergy. If no energy... what are you? Unhealthy and dead. Please sweety, If you are on it someone that you know.... Please stop being on the Atkins diet right away. There are other options.. such as talking to your doctor about a safe diet or signing up with Wieght Watchers. I heard that they just work wonders! Their diets are safe and Very Very healthy! Good Luck!

Answer 10

They can worship, but they are only allowed to partake of the meatballs. Beer, on the other hand, may flow freely. :-)