A list of the top 10 funniest website URLs created by REAL companies
http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=18545
2006-07-22 18:33:53 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No, I don't want to read something hilarious.
2006-07-22 18:35:52 · answer #1 · answered by jasonrene322 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny.
Attn: Entrepeneurs
Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration:
1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
www.whorepresents.com
2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com
3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net
4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com
5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
www.powergenitalia.com
6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com
7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
www.ipanywhere.com
8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com
9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com
10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com
2006-07-23 01:38:45 · answer #2 · answered by Jake B. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wanna read something funnier
Listen close, as life turns its pages
Machiavelli here, kickin' rhymes for the ages
Seen things in stages, wise words spoken by sages
From SkyTel to BlackBerry pages
Your crew don't phase us, we'll make you bustas pay us
Run up in your spot like CJ from San Andreas
I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Feel me!
I wrote this song a long time ago
It was the dopest song I ever wrote... in '94
What can a ***** do, when half the people voted for George W.
It's a *****, **** George W. -- can't be true --
I wanna choke him, because he's a snitch
I'm talking about George W. Smith
From city council, he ran in '93
Out in Oakland, you probably didn't hear about him
I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Way before Slim Shady was in demand
Way before we dropped baloney on Afghanistan
I wrote this song in '94
How am I doin' this?
Look around the club, see everyone in the place
Showing 'Pac love got a smile on my face
The girl in the miniskirt has bad taste
Because her shirt don't match
And there's a puddin' stain on the back
What the **** is that?
It might be doo-doo
And you in the back, you ain't ****
You bought a gin and tonic but you didn't even tip
And if you hit the table one more time then the record might skip-might skip...
I told you, stop hittin' the table.
Tupac Shakur,
I wrote this rhyme in 1994
I'm not alive!
Thug life!
Dave Chappelle, that ain't your wife
A married man, you've got two kids
Go home!
I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Way before Beanie Sigel had to do a bid
Way before Dave Chappelle had two kids
you aint gettin no coochie
2006-07-23 01:37:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i like the one with the pen island,thats funny
2006-07-23 01:38:20 · answer #4 · answered by megan stump 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, thanks!
I needed a laugh, and that worked!
2006-07-23 01:36:03 · answer #5 · answered by Ohthtmacey 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey sounds like it's funny... i will come by later and check it 'cause i am really busy now okay.. then i will edit this.
2006-07-23 02:19:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
worth reading...it gave me a chuckle
2006-07-23 01:38:49 · answer #7 · answered by Ken 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-07-23 01:38:00 · answer #8 · answered by Alasia C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just about died laughing. That is SO funny!
2006-07-23 01:37:23 · answer #9 · answered by sisterof_3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
super duper
2006-07-23 01:38:16 · answer #10 · answered by Yes I Am The Gorgeous One 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋