share some giggles.?

Question

a guy who ws gettng late for hs train, while n hurry he went 2 a reserved train room,there he found a lady sitting reading a book
,she got surprised and asked wht is he doing there,he told all his tragedy and asked if he cud sit there till next stop so tht he can go in his own seat.lady agreed. after few sec. he asked that as the next stop is far can he hav a nap, she : humm yeah whatever. after a while,he: its too bright and am tired can u close the window, then after few mins he said can u please pull all the curtains and then can u come close, lady wa quite nervous but she agreed, guy: please a bit more, more and more and when tht lady was really soo close he raised his arm and said "how did u like my new bright watch, its gud in dark"

Answer 1

Not bad...
check this one

Check this out....
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right , your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue grill!!!" The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-*** grill for one little weenie?"

Answer 2

haha

Wife to amorous hubby: "Honey, could you take your ring off?
It's hurting me." Husband: "Ring, hell, that's my wrist watch."

Answer 3

spelling is off, but its funny LOL

Answer 4

not so funny but haha