I don't thinks shes fat, but I heard she was so fat that she jump up in the air and got stuck!
2006-07-22 18:13:14 · 22 answers · asked by BigPappa 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That wasn't funny
2006-07-22 18:15:09 · answer #1 · answered by renee1078 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so fat that...
(1) When she stepped on the scale it says, "One at a time please"
(2)When she stepped on the scale it said, "Sorry, No Livestock."
(3) She stuck a battery up her butt and started singing, "I've got the power!"
I know, the last one is a little immiture. (Lil brother.)
Yo mama's so stupid...
(1) She threw a rock at the ground and missed.
(2) She waited for a stop sign to turn green
(3) She got trapped in a grocery store and starved to death.
(4) She thought that a quarterback was a refund.
(5) She tripped over a cordless phone
(6) She thought that meow-mix was a CD for cats
(7) When She saw the "Airport Left." sign, she turned around and
Went home
(8) When she found out that 80% of robberies occur around the home, she moved.
(9) When she missed the 40 train, she just took the 20 train twice.
(10) She thought that since Olive oil came from Olives, baby oil came from babies.
2006-07-23 01:43:51 · answer #2 · answered by ♣♥†♥♣ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That doesn't even make sense. How can somebody get stuck in the air, especially if their density is more than the average population? That completely contradicts the laws of physics. That was a terrible joke.
2006-07-23 01:18:09 · answer #3 · answered by Green-Eyed Gal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mama's so fat:
1) she's been assigned her own zipcode
2) she puts mayonaisse on her aspirin
3) if anyone wants to stage an eclipse, they ask her to come outside
and
4) for Halloween, she went as the Epcot Center
2006-07-23 01:17:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, so...
~your mamma is sooooo Fat, she has to walk around herself.
~your mama's so fat when she stepped on the scales it said "to be continued!"
~Your mamma is so fat when walks down the street in a red dress, everyone yells "KOOL AID MAN!"
~ and finnaly your mamma is soo fat, she has her own weather forcast!!
2006-07-23 01:27:19 · answer #5 · answered by dewthedoo_2006 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so fat, the Crisco said "someone get me some butter!"
2006-07-23 01:15:40 · answer #6 · answered by Violet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your momma's so fat congress wants to make her the 51st state
2006-07-23 01:16:53 · answer #7 · answered by Jackal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mama is SO fat, she takes up 2 time zones... Yours & Mine!!!!!!
2006-07-23 01:27:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good 1
2006-07-23 01:15:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so fat she went on a date in heels and came back in sandals
2006-07-23 01:16:31 · answer #10 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so fat, when she backs up, she makes a "meep, meep, meep" sound so she doesn't kill anyone. (we had a van that did that...)
2006-07-23 21:47:22 · answer #11 · answered by mytreacheryiseternal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋