If you have, I need one joke only for every answer.....
thanks a lot...
2006-07-22 17:56:57 · 19 answers · asked by Ken 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
NO THEY BOUNCE RIGHT OFF HIM
EVERY TIME I TELL ONE SUPERMAN BEATS ME UP
2006-07-30 03:10:34 · answer #1 · answered by Binky 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Superman was flying around New York city, and saw Wonder Woman sunbathing naked on the top of her penthouse suite. He thought to himself, I will just pop in for a quickie, and she will be non the wiser! So he flew down, screwed her, and was out in less then a second. She opened her eyes and said 'What was that', The invisable man said, I dont know, but my a$s sure does hurt!
2006-07-22 18:07:45 · answer #2 · answered by kityjane2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Superman is flying around metropolis and he then gets this sudden rush and gets really horny he then flys around looking for someone to have sex with so as he is flying around metropolis he see's wonderwoman spread eagle and buck naked.
He says to himself as he passes by that he would love to have some of that wonder pussy, and thinks long and hard, he says wait a minute i am superman faster than a speeding bullet right? so I could swoop down there and get some before she even knew what happened to her. So he swoops down and gets his thrill then wonder woman jumps up and says what the **** was that!? And the invisible man goes "I dont know but my asshole is killing me."
2006-07-22 18:48:55 · answer #3 · answered by mohnish 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you can find a copy of the story "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex", that is the funniest thing ever written about Supeman. Wish I knew the author but it deals with Lois and what if she became Mrs. S. Too funny!
2006-07-30 09:35:26 · answer #4 · answered by Laura B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is red and blue and goes a million miles per hour?
Superman in a blender.
2006-07-30 01:08:49 · answer #5 · answered by partout250 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The original TV superman faster than a speeding bullet? I don't think so.
He shot himself
2006-07-30 04:48:44 · answer #6 · answered by johhny 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
did ya hear the one about superman and spider-man.....they got tangled in a web of deceit..ok so i made up a stupid joke....ha.
2006-07-22 18:04:23 · answer #7 · answered by mom2kats 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so there's this guy named bob in a bar. And this guy comes up to him and goes "Hey if you jump out that window the wind will swoop you back in!" and bob says ""yeah right your drunk" so the man jumps out the window and the wind swooped him back him "whatever, your problay holding on to a string." and so he does it again so bob goes "wow! i wanna try!" and so he jumps out and dies. and the bartender stares at the man and goes "superman your so mean"
2006-07-22 18:03:11 · answer #8 · answered by Mandy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, but if superman and batman got into a fight who would win? Chuck norris.
2006-07-28 05:16:33 · answer #9 · answered by melissa c 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
superman fly superman fly superman fly superman fly superman fly superman fly superman fly superman flysuperman flysuperman fly
i can't i just pooped in my pants and it stinks
2006-07-22 18:29:40 · answer #10 · answered by crazygirl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some guy in Metropolis looks up and yells, "Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane!"
Spalt!!! He wipes his face... "Uh, it's a bird...."
2006-07-22 20:20:32 · answer #11 · answered by Jeffrey M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋