How can I make myself sick by tomorrow morning?

Question

In my fridge I have water, pop, milk, mild sauce, cheese dip, cold cheese fries and ranch dressing, powdered sugar, and a whole lot of other stuff. What can I eat to make me throw up tomorrow?
No I am not anorexic or crazy its just my mom is forcing me to go to this church I don't like.

Oh she knows I told her I am being FORCED to go she is sooo mean I can't go to my old church where all my friends are anymore! :((((((((

Answer 1

If your mother insists you go to that church, why not invite a friend to go too? At least that way, you will have someone you know with you.

If the main reason you don't like that particular church is because your friends don't attend it, broaden your horizons...make new friends. There is an old saying:
Make new friends
But keep the old
One is silver
The others are gold.

Answer 2

I have faced exactly the same challenge when I was a teenager. What I did was this. I concocted a brew of olive oil, milk, corn flakes, and other things, and left if under my bed all night. In the morning I took it to the bathroom, closed the door, poured it into the toilet, hid the cup it was in, brought my parents around and claimed it was vomit. They believed me and allowed me to stay home.

If you really want to make yourself sick, it is difficult to do so so that you will miss the next day's schedule, but not be seriously ill. Faking it is a safer bet, but if you want to gamble with a potential hospital visit and a lot of pain, try eating stale food. You will not enjoy the process no matter how much church you miss, I guarentee it.

Answer 3

I'd hate trying to get sick in order to miss church, not because of missing church, but being sick is just a really horrible feeling, well it is to me anyway.
Like someone has already suggested just ask your mum if you could bring a friend along with you then you wouldn't be so miserable and may actually enjoy the church you now go to.
With my church there are only about 3 kids that go and 1 of them is my sister so I'd consider myself lucky to have as many friends as you did at your old church.

Answer 4

This works better if you have a man living in the house, because it supplies a better visual. Lean over the toilet like you would if you were sick, and imagine all the people who have taken a dump there, and pissed all over the seat. Whith your face so close to the bowl it's an almost guarentee. Otherwise sit quietly and imagine what you would feel like sick. Keep dweeling on every little feeling that you would have and pretty soon, you will actually be sick without the added calories :)

Answer 5

Try mixing the mild sauce, cheese dip, and ranch dressing together, putting them on the fries, warming it up, and then covering it in powdered sugar. That ought to do the trick. Lord Jesus have mercy on your soul.

Answer 6

pass to the ironmongery save. purchase a can of spray paint, a gallon of turpentine, and a tube a caulk. And a razor in case you do not have one. Then take the procuring bag, spray some paint in it and proceed to finish the barf bag maneuver then get a tumbler of ice, pour some turp on the rocks, pound it, gorilla pound your chest as hard as conceivable (to verify it makes it down the hatch solid and immediately) , and then correct beforehand class take you paint bag, turn it interior out so the paint gained't ge in it.. Splurt some caulk out into it and then even as the time is sweet at class act like your getting a pencil out of your bag the position your caulk will be secretly stashed and pile the deliver into your mouth and pa decrease back up and commence convulsing. She'll prolly provide help to dip after that so that you'll pass abode and need you probably did no longer might want to do all that because you procrastinated. i understand you probably did, you do not might want to tell me. Oh yeah and also you may favor to get odorless turp or the fumes ought to provide you a headache.

Answer 7

Well......your question is not necesarily the best fit for your objective because your objective is not to go to church. Perhaps there are alternative methods. Grown ups like logic, especially men, and also firmness of ideas, both men and women grown ups like that. Perhaps if you spoke with your mother in a curteous, but very firm way explaining yourself why you dont want to go to that church and gave an alternative acceptable solution... perhaps that would be better than getting yourself sick.

Answer 8

CHURCH IS AWSOME, ssad you do not think so... sit milk out for an hour, and drink alot of it, then eat mild sauce with powdered sugar, just mix things that are in different cattegories.
Brooke.

Answer 9

Instead of making yourself sick - which will carry some misery, and perhaps even some risk.
Why Not : Just PRAY first, and go to this church with a positive attitude. Perhaps you will then later, be allowed to attend the church of your choice.

Answer 10

I was forced to go to church one Sunday and I was really sick. During a passionate service, I fell ill and passed out. I woke up to the entire congregation leaning over me and praising the lord. They thought that I passed out from the intensity of the spirit of God.