I want a made up joke by you and I want to be able to use it please. Best one I'll use and the person gets ten points.
2006-07-22 17:18:22 · 6 answers · asked by granite 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why did the little boy stomp on the 2 daddy long legs who were mating?
he was told they were both DADDY long legs and he did not want any broke back mt. $%^& going on in his yard
FUNNY?
2006-07-22 17:26:52 · answer #1 · answered by lindaann_56 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following him. Finally, someone told him, 'Psst. That's the Secret Service.'
-- Jay Leno
2006-07-23 00:21:08 · answer #2 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When did Big Ben (Stealers) ever throw for over 10 yrds.?
When he wrecked his motorcycle.
2006-07-23 00:24:48 · answer #3 · answered by starchild_kisschild 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!!
That's pretty heavy knockin'. Who's there?
Florida.
Florida, who?!?
Floor had a loose board and I was just hammering it down.
2006-07-23 02:18:57 · answer #4 · answered by I. M. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock who's there Doris Doris who door is closed thats why i knocked
2006-07-23 00:50:32 · answer #5 · answered by Waz Up? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
erg......................... knock knock. who's there? orange. orange who? orange u glad i made one up myself?
2006-07-23 00:20:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋