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As the lawyer woke up after surgery, he said" "Why are all the blinds drawn?"

The doctor answered: "There's a big fire across the street, and we didn't want you to think the operation was a failure."

2006-07-22 16:57:55 · 14 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

For those needing a question: Please write an indepth analysis of why this joke is funny or not. For others that can enjoy a joke, please disregard this.

2006-07-22 17:06:03 · update #1

14 answers

I feel like I just walked into the twilight zone on this one. It makes no sense to me, should I be looking for Rod Sterling???

2006-07-22 17:10:41 · answer #1 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0 1

I don't get it. Oh, wait a minute, yes I do. They were afraid the lawyer would think he died and went to Hell. Man, I hate it when you make me think!!

2006-07-23 00:03:21 · answer #2 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0 0

there is a pool across the way and we did not want to race your new heart during the start up period.

2006-07-23 00:28:14 · answer #3 · answered by jim w 1 · 0 0

igloo, you missed the boat,
the lawyer would have jumped on the case,
a fire???
but yes i love it

2006-07-24 15:34:55 · answer #4 · answered by duhman 3 · 0 0

,
i will disregard the in depth analysis
also why don't sharks eat lawyers?
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professional courtesy!

2006-07-23 09:42:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol lawyers ... hell...lawyers in hell...lawyers def. going to hell! I can't wait yes yes yes! hehe check ya later ♥

2006-07-23 00:24:11 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

ur a failure in life

2006-07-23 00:08:13 · answer #7 · answered by porkydorky 3 · 0 0

the blinds is down because we don't want you to see the reflection of yourself

2006-07-23 00:04:36 · answer #8 · answered by n K 4 · 0 0

i missed the part that made that a question?

2006-07-23 00:00:52 · answer #9 · answered by maryjane1z1 3 · 0 0

hahaha

2006-07-23 00:00:30 · answer #10 · answered by Suzanne 5 · 0 0

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