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dumbest answer gets 10 points
example: If someone found out that i dont HAVE AN IPOD, I would BUY ONE tomorrow.

2006-07-22 16:48:58 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

30 answers

...don't like sex, I would be refered to as a lesbian by tomorrow.

2006-07-22 17:02:10 · answer #1 · answered by catsrule!! 3 · 0 0

If someone found out that I don't like hippies, I would buy some toilet paper tomorrow. hehe♥

Or, If someone found out that I don't eat lima beans, I would sing in the shower tomorrow. ♥

OR if someone found out that I don't feed cows paintballs, I would fly to California tomorrow. ♥ LOL.

OR MAYBE EVEN if someone found out that I don't jump on telephone books, then I would pet a giraffe tomorrow. ♥

I'm full of nonsense. If you read this and want more of these, post more details, and I'll edit and give you more answers! :)

~*Toodles*~

2006-07-23 00:08:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If someone found out that I don't (know why chimps are playing poker), i would (eat a peanut butter sandwich - with bananas)tomorrow

2006-07-23 00:41:13 · answer #3 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0 0

If someone found out that I don't have any brains, i would kiss my butt tomorrow. Bet some one tries to do this! Now that would be dumb.

2006-07-23 00:24:38 · answer #4 · answered by mom2kats 3 · 0 0

If someone found out that I don't think this is a very good question, I would never tell them the next one you ask.! hehe

2006-07-22 23:52:29 · answer #5 · answered by ravin_lunatic 6 · 0 0

If someone found out that I don't breathe, I would smother them in cream cheese tomorrow.

2006-07-22 23:52:03 · answer #6 · answered by war291989 1 · 0 0

If someone found out that I don't KNOW YOU, i would PHONE YOU tomorrow.

2006-07-23 00:06:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Eat Meat and Fat

give them a lecture on cholesteral

2006-07-23 00:01:37 · answer #8 · answered by Big Fat Wrinkley Elbow 3 · 0 0

If someone found out that I don't have foot, i would wear tomorrow...

2006-07-23 06:49:57 · answer #9 · answered by PunkGreen1829 4 · 0 0

If someone found out that I dont KNOW THEY FOUND OUT i would NEVER KNOW THAT THEY FOUND OUT, EVEN tomorrow.

2006-07-22 23:53:32 · answer #10 · answered by Mischelle 4 · 0 0

if someone found out that i don't poop as regular as i should i would go and buy some exlax tomorrow

2006-07-22 23:51:00 · answer #11 · answered by tabbyjo27 3 · 0 0

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