My mom is making me go to a church I don't like. I guess I would be okay with just church, but she is making me go to the sunday school, too! I'm a Christian gal, but I am much more comfortable at my old church. Reasoning with this woman is beyond my power. How can I become sick?
2006-07-22 16:25:34 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
Read Pat Robertson quotes for the rest of night. They're enough to make ANYONE sick.
2006-07-22 16:29:02 · answer #1 · answered by . 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't try getting sick it will only delay things and not stop you from
ever going back to the church. Give this new church a chance.
All things are going to feel awkward at first. But if it doesn't, ask
you mother if you could alternate churches because you really
like your old church and you miss the people there.
2006-07-22 23:31:09 · answer #2 · answered by retrodragonfly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you could 'sprinkle' some poison in your food, start throwing up and make everyone believe she poisoned you.
Making you go to church? Darling, you mum cannot do that! If I was your friend, I'd kidnap you, but I don't think you would like to do the things I enjoy.......*grins*
All else fails, Jam your fingers down your throat and throw up all over the floor so your mum sees. You will be right. :)
2006-07-22 23:31:24 · answer #3 · answered by Girl Goes Back To The Future 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never approach hand washing as a suvival skill, which it isn't.
Always touch your mouth, nose, or eyes without washing your hands.
Teach your kids to share, as in guzzling milk from the carton or double dipping chips.
Family members should not cover their mouths with a tissue when they cough or sneeze, and get someone else to dispose of the tissue.
You should also share personal items like toiletries, towels, and pillows.
2006-07-22 23:31:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweetie u dont wanna have a fever i had one that was 102 that lasted 2 days and trust me i rather have gone to church!
2006-07-22 23:30:05 · answer #5 · answered by N!cky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should just explain how comfortable you were at your old church, dont try and make yourself sick that is just silly,and you cant get sick every sunday!
2006-07-22 23:29:46 · answer #6 · answered by nani 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do the ole "dip the thermometer in hot water" trick...it worked for me when I was a kid...good luck..
2006-07-22 23:29:29 · answer #7 · answered by R K 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋