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I was with a friend and her 2 kids. She was trying on clothes. The 3 year old pulled down his pants, looked at his penis in the mirror and said, "There's Mr. Peepee!" People all around were starring at us.

2006-07-22 20:46:23 · answer #1 · answered by Nancy H 2 · 1 0

We were in a public restaurant and I took my 3 year old to the restroom. He did his business and I used the urinal. He had never seen a urinal before so when we got back to the table he screamed," Mommy, Daddy pee'd in the sink". Loud enough for the whole place to hear. I wanted to crawl under a table...

God gives us children so death doesn't seem so harsh.

2006-07-22 16:31:49 · answer #2 · answered by J P 7 · 0 0

a lot extra now as an older guy than even as i replaced right into a lot youthful. I take a catalogue of places i favor to stop for the errands and a catalogue of the failings that i favor to purchase. wallet & funds. keys. shades. cap or hat. cellular telephone. deal with or mapquest guidelines if taking the canines then pup bags pup treats the folding pup water bowl Oh, I forgot the spouse.... lol

2016-10-15 02:34:04 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

When my son was about 2 1/2 or 3, he was so impressed with his newfound discovery of his body that he dropped his shorts in the store and yelled, hey everybody, I've got a penis! Does anyone else have one?

2006-07-22 16:28:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

So far (knock on wood), I've been lucky. He's usually pretty quiet around strangers. When he thinks it's just us, he talks nonstop. In a dressing room, my son loudly announced that it smelled stinky and asked if I farted. I told him I hadn't, but he kept going on and on about the smell.

2006-07-22 16:31:34 · answer #5 · answered by eebrs 3 · 0 0

my son used to tell me he farted every time, like at walmart when we would be in an aisle with someone in it. he also would be 5 feet from someone and say really loud, mommy what are they talking about? and currently if he smells something he feels the need to very loudly say "mommy what's that smell??" especially in the bathroom when someone is in the next stall.....lol

2006-07-22 17:04:42 · answer #6 · answered by i_left_my_mind_with_the_baby 4 · 0 0

Pooped on the slide at McDonalds

2006-07-22 16:28:26 · answer #7 · answered by redunicorn 7 · 0 0

he said i have to go potty. i said okay, and started looking around for the nearest restroom. a few seconds later i turned around and he had pulled down his pants and was peeing on the sidewalk.

2006-07-22 16:30:58 · answer #8 · answered by seelie 2 · 0 0

I took my daughter to the fireworks on the 4th of july and she loved them, but they literally scared the sh*t out of her. She had diarea and it leaked all out of her diaper and into my lap. I had to walk through the fairgrounds in front of tons of people with sh*t all over me!!

2006-07-22 19:34:09 · answer #9 · answered by mizz_cassie_cass 2 · 0 0

Talks about people being "fat" in front of them.

2006-07-22 16:31:43 · answer #10 · answered by jjangermayer 4 · 0 0

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