my son is almost 2 and i got him one of those doctor play kits. well he had the thing to look in your eyes or ears and he was looking in my ears i said what do you see he says "potatoes" every answer i got was potatoes. it ws so funny
2006-07-22 16:08:24 · 22 answers · asked by littlemomma 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
This week my son had a messy diaper and was coming over to have it changed. As he passed my 5 month old (who's been nicknamed Princess Poopy Pants) he leaned over to her and said "I'll poop on you, Princess." He adores her so it wasn't a threat and I have no idea what prompted him to say it. He caught me laughing and with a smile said he'd poop on me too.
2006-07-22 16:19:31 · answer #1 · answered by eebrs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Baby Girl was 2 years old, we were coming home from Grandma and Grandpa's house. It was about 9:00 on a Saturday night when from the backseat she says "Look Mom, a toe nail". I couldn't figure out what she was referring to until I looked out my side window and saw .... there was just the tiniest sliver of a crescent moon in the sky.....
My 2 boys and I laughed until tears were streaming
2006-07-22 23:55:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Last winter my 3 year old son overheard me telling a friend on the phone that he was having a "meltdown" and I had to hang up. He screamed at the top of his lungs "I'm not a snowman!!!"
This June we attended my nephew's college gradualtion party. On the way, I helped my son (who was recently potty trained) rehearse telling his cousin that he was proud of him. We went over it several times. At the party, he marched up to my nephew, and in front of all his macho friends, said "I'm so proud of you for pooping on the potty"! My nephew is still being teased by his friends.
My son took swimming lessons over the winter. We were showering after class together with our bathing suits on and he saw water dripping from my suit. He yelled "Mom, you're not supposed to pee in the shower!!" I was mortified!
I better stop!! I could be typing all night! Hope those gave you a chuckle!
2006-07-23 00:27:08 · answer #3 · answered by Jennifer L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are so many but this happened today. We were at Target looking at DVDs. My 6 yr old was browsing through the titles. She came across Neverending Story. She said, "That movie must be very long! At least 6 hours!"
2006-07-22 23:58:04 · answer #4 · answered by myob50 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are too many to list...(I have 6 kids) But my two favorite things came from my 6 year old boy...
We were watching the 4th of july fireworks and he was sitting next to me and he sighed and said, "isn't this romantic?" it was so cute!
Next...my baby was on the floor, (7 months) babbling away...My six year old runs into the other room and says, "Mom! The baby just said "Ola! She's going to speak spanish when she grows up!"
I love kids.
2006-07-22 23:12:48 · answer #5 · answered by sincerelysarah117 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My 2 yr. old daughter takes an hour and a half to finish her food, when she was about done, she tried to vomit- (by the way she has an attitude of trying to throw up even if she doesn't feel like she has to). i was really furious, i kept on nagging her to stop doing that. Then she said with the kindest voice- "Stop talking mommy ok?" - she made me smile and took my anger away, she made me realized yeah i was too noisy.
2006-07-23 05:20:47 · answer #6 · answered by mikee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My three year old was looking at a LTD catalog finding toys that he wanted to order....he got to a page with disney princess luggage on it and asked me to get one for two of his girl friends at daycare.I asked him if he wanted to order mommy one too and his reply was no mommy you're not a girl, you are a mommy...After laughing for several minutes, I then asked him if his Daddy was a girl or boy and he was simply a Daddy....turns out that he knows the difference between the gender of everyone we know except for us, we are just mommy and daddy.
2006-07-23 12:09:19 · answer #7 · answered by Nathan_jordiesmommy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Over the 4th of July holiday, we spent some time at my inlaws' house. It was time for my 2 year old to go to bed and I told him so, he looked at me and said "But I at Gamma's". Like he thought my rules didn't apply at "Gamma's".
This morning, I asked him if he wanted milk and he said "Well, Yes".
There are way too many to list.
2006-07-24 05:18:58 · answer #8 · answered by adoptedpisces 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One time my son and I were looking at a book (he's 2) and there was a skunk in it and I told him they stunk and he said "Do they need a Diaper change"
2006-07-22 23:13:30 · answer #9 · answered by mommyof2boys 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My daughter who was about 6 at the time, was reading one of the tags on her stuffed animal. She said to me "Hey, mom, this leopard's hands were made in China". I thought about it for half of a second and said "Huh?" and she said "See here, it says HAND MADE in China"!!! That girl cracks me up!
2006-07-22 23:13:13 · answer #10 · answered by semper411 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋