Define the ideal relationship, and what does it mean to you?!?

Answer 1

Shortest Fairytale Ever...
Once upon a time a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
She said "No"
And the guy lived happily ever after.
THE END



CLASSIC...
A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own f****ken blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.




MARRIAGE!

"You have two choices in life: you can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead."

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
The other women replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."

The bride, upon getting engaged, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!" Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe."

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

A little boy asked his father, ''Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?''
And the father replied, ''I don't know son, I'm still paying.''

The Young Son says to his dad, ''Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?''
The father replied, ''That happens in every country, son.''

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late."

A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire. "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, "A billionaire."

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. A Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Answer 2

The perfect relationship is like brownies and ice cream. Each is perfectly fine alone but even better together. A delicate balance of remaining individual while coming together to be even better as a couple. I know it is out there, I just haven't found it yet.

Answer 3

ideal:

to be with someone who is willing to just be there for you, be your best friend....a partner who is romantic, sweet, intelligent, respectful, honest, loving, and who u can feel totally comfortable with. there shouldnt be any secrets or lies kept in the relationship, since the foundation of a successful one depends on honesty. i want to be with someone who is faithful to me and wont do anything to hurt me. just be happy together.

= ) i hope we all find this.

Answer 4

Give 50% take 50%

Answer 5

first u can not explain a relationship...b/c eveyone might have or want a diffrent one.....therefore and relatioship is what you want it to be

Answer 6

not having time to be on this thing.

Answer 7

communication, commitment, and honor