2006-07-22 15:42:16 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A young West Virginian tells his parents that he is in love with his cousin and wants to marry her.
His parents are shocked. "Your *cousin*?!?" says his mother in disbelief. "What's the matter, is your sister not pretty enough for you?"
2006-07-22 15:56:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
West Virginia Jokes
2016-10-01 00:56:59 · answer #2 · answered by henderling 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From Virginia, are we? Did you hear about the fellow in the West Virginia barber shop who was just sitting there waiting for a haircut and reading his newspaper... showing off.
Clarence,a young man from Virginia broke off the engagement with his fiancee', a West Virginia girl. The girl's father and two brothers had never met Clarence, but the three of them hopped into the pick-up truck and headed towards Virginia with the intention of introducing themselves, and giving him a whuppin' he'd never forget. As they neared Clarence's home, they came to a bridge over a river, at which point the father slammed on the brakes, turned the truck around, and headed towards home. One of the brothers said, "Pa, why are we headin' back? I thought we was gonna teach Clarence a lesson."
The father replied, "Boys, I think we're just gonna leave Clarence alone. Did you see the sign on that bridge-- Clarence 8 feet 6 inches. -- hope no one gets offended by these West Virginia jokes.
2006-07-22 16:21:52 · answer #3 · answered by tom d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you get a WVU grad off your front porch?..... You pay him for the pizza.
Why weren't there any icecubes at the sideline of the last WVU football game?..... The guy with the recipe graduated.
How many WVU freshmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...... Trick question.... it's a senior level course.
2006-07-22 16:00:21 · answer #4 · answered by DuFF 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No... I don't know any and the ones that I just read were not funny!
2006-07-22 16:13:58 · answer #5 · answered by Prince Charmant! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋