have you got one?
2006-07-22 15:40:55 · 36 answers · asked by ice 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is the real truth (I know, I saw it all). Crazy space monkeys from hell bombarded the sattilites from outerspace, and Gene Wilder is the mastermind behind this. Bill Cosby is in on this too, he threatened the Yahoo! Messenger Makers and the President that he would blackmail them getting drunk and having gay sex. Dwarfs, Elves, Hobbits, etc. came out from the fricken Lord of the Rings book and now Arrigorn has to save us, but won't because there isn't any Lord of the Rings Movies to star in. Legolas was the second runner-up but he's gay so everybody was like, "Oh screw that!". Now the fricken Lucky Charms guy is like "What the ****, those ****ing kids stole my Lucky Charms again, and my crack". Barney is like, "Oh what the ****, I'm just going to get drunk like I always do and watch porn with the Tellitubies". Stewie from Family Guy came out into the world to rape the Chairmen for Yahoo!. And eveyones like "OH MY GOD!!! GLOBAL WARMING!!!", and nobody gives a ****. All hell breaks loose on Yahoo! land!!! The cowboys from Blazing Saddles are stampeding women and raping cows all over the place! The Johnny Depp version of Willy Wonka is all gay like that, and goes and takes a smoke. Hilary Duff joined a Nazi group and is killing inocent children. Gorge Bush is like all, "My fellow Americans..." and then Osama shoots him and everyones like "YAY! BRING ON THE BEER AND DANCING LLAMAS!!!". Then a furry gerbal gang takes over Nickelodeon and rapes everyone, Drake Bell is like "That ain't cool, man", Romeo is like, "Yo' yo' i'm gonna rap because i'm such a poser!", everyone else is like "what the ****?!". Michael Jackson is all like, "Hey little billy lets go to Never Never Land!", Michael Jackson is now molesting countless children and employees for Yahoo! Messenger, his ****ing fake noses are terrorizing Canada, and they are like "what's going on, eh?", Australia is like "What the ****, mate?" because Tom Cruise is taking out his weirdness and ****ing killing Australians! He's also out to kill Oprah Winfrey. Thanks for reading it all! I hope you liked the 100% true story of how Yahoo! Messenger is down today. It took me like 10 minutes to finish it all so you better **** well think it's good.God bless you if you've read this far!
2006-07-22 15:44:27 · answer #1 · answered by windrunner023 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The server got a virus that makes messenger say "you've got mail!" in the aol voice.
The server went down due to so many Yahoo technicians accessing online porn sites.
2006-07-22 15:45:53 · answer #2 · answered by opjames 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See- the evile fishies that are gonna kill us all one day decided to take over the Yahoo so their evil plot to kill us all will be set in motion..but then they realized that they can't breath out of water! So they sent the Catfish (they can walk up to a mile out of water) to set a distraction while Cannonball (from Lilo and Stitch- The Series) to send a giant tidal wave so thy can get to the servers, but the water electrocuted them all and the servers fried up! So now Monk and Psych have to work together to see why all this is happening- so no one can fix the servers!!!!! Personally I want to see Monk and Psych work together. So with all this commotion- no one can access the servers to fix them! The end!!
2006-07-22 15:49:05 · answer #3 · answered by Doc Hudson 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's just a ploy plotted by the Yahoo ad execs to get people addicted to answers by their trying to figure out why their messenger isn't working.... just a thought. Best wishes
2006-07-22 15:45:27 · answer #4 · answered by colorist 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well first all the little mutant animals from neopets decided that ppl were spending too much time on yahoo and that they would blow up the entire yahoo network but they were seen by the head of the whole yahoo corporation while he was trying to work on his world domination machine (thats why he invented yahoo, so he could have a way to get a bunch of people addicted to the computer and we could all be his minions) and the yahoo guy pulled some ninja moves on them and tied them up in a janitorial closet somewhere and forced them to watch an entire doodlebops marathon (i'm tellin ya, the blue one is a homo) but then ron white came to their rescue and on his way to save them he spilled his scotch on one of the servers, causing all the problems we are having today, god bless you for getting this far if you are still reading, i wrote that whole thing in one hugantic run on sentance, aren't you proud of me, thank you for your time, but they finally fixed it cuz mine just started workin again!!!
2006-07-22 17:25:24 · answer #5 · answered by Big Al 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because all of the little elves and gremlins who deliver those instant messages have gone on strike for better pay and more benefits, especially healthcare - too many are suffering from depression relaying the stupidest sh*t back and forth that people say to one another.
2006-07-22 15:43:45 · answer #6 · answered by nquizzitiv 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my cheating ex-girlfriend sat on the network somehow with her insanely huge ***...then she ate it and then she got abducted by aliens and then they pulled yahoo messenger out of her intestines and theyre driving back to earth right now about to give it back in the next few hours when they arrive at earth.
2006-07-22 15:50:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bunch of flying llamas disguised as clowns have taken over the system... its a sad day :( lol.
Although im sending them to eat edna so all is not lost.
2006-07-22 15:43:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what goes up must come down, it is yahoo after all. Ever tried playing pool at yahoo? It seemed to be always down.
2006-07-22 15:53:05 · answer #9 · answered by Ajam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the owner handed Yahoo down to George "dubya" Bush
2006-07-22 15:43:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋