How would you cook.......this?

Question

i got this here pug dog that is getting old, and i'd hate to waste anything edible, so i was wondering if you had a way of cooken dog.

Answer 1

Stewed Dog (wedding style)

Recipe By : Joe Sweeney
Serving Size : 30 Preparation Time :3:00
Categories : Ethnic Lamb
Philippines

Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
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3 kg dog meat -- * see note
1 1/2 cups vinegar
60 peppercorns -- crushed
6 tablespoons salt
12 cloves garlic -- crushed
1/2 cup cooking oil
6 cups onion -- sliced
3 cups tomato sauce
10 cups boiling water
6 cups red pepper -- cut into strips
6 pieces bay leaf
1 teaspoon tabasco sauce
1 1/2 cups liver spread -- ** see note
1 whole fresh pineapple -- cut 1/2 inch thick

1. First, kill a medium sized dog, then burn off the fur over a hot fire.
2. Carefully remove the skin while still warm and set aside for later (may be
used in other recpies)
3. Cut meat into 1" cubes. Marinade meat in mixture of vinegar,
peppercorn, salt and garlic for 2 hours.
4. Fry meat in oil using a large wok over an open fire, then add onions and
chopped pineapple and suate until tender.
5. Pour in tomato sauce and boiling water, add green peper, bay leaf and
tobasco.
6. Cover and simmer over warm coals until meat is tender. Blend in liver spread
and cook for additional 5-7 minutes.

* you can substiture lamb for dog. The taste is similar, but not as pungent.
** smooth liver pate will do as well.
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Before I get flamed - I don't believe that dogs should be eaten.

Answer 2

Grind it all up into burger, or sausage, and make Hot Dogs out of it.

Oh, wait; that's for Dachshunds. For a Pug, you have to cut it into strips and dry it for Jerky.

Answer 3

They do get stringy when they are old so long and low heat will help make it more tender. That book "101 ways to wok your dog" isn't that great for old animals.
The intestines are great sausage casing though.

Answer 4

How would you know if it's even edible? Besides, you're grossing us all out! The strangest thing I've ever eaten was alligator tail; but a dog...........? No way, man!

Answer 5

Are you the dog? I'd skin and boil you alive! (Let's hope no one does the same to you when you are old!)

Answer 6

This is a joke right? "backs slowly away" runs out the door and screaming into thre night"

Answer 7

Are you a Red Neck or something? YOU DON"T EAT DOG IT"S ILLEGAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( I'm Surprised you even knew how to use the Computer!!!!)

Answer 8

OMFG! Don't eat your dog. It's not right.

Answer 9

chopped on a pizza

Answer 10

ewww