I want everyone to pray that god will give these religious fools a sense of humor.
I am tired of seeing "you have been reported" after someone says something that is funny.
they are lost souls i dont believe in god, i think if he is real he spends a lot of time j***ing off, cause he's ttoo busy to do anything for us. anyway now you have something to pray for. good luck
2006-07-22 14:55:37 · 20 answers · asked by locomexican89 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
that looks weird ok people with no sense of humors have no lifes!
and god is not real!
better
2006-07-22 14:56:29 · update #1
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing
in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque.
It was covered with names with small American flags mounted
on either side of it, The seven year old had been staring at the
plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the
little boy, and said quietly, "Good morning Alex." "Good morning
Pastor," he replied, still focused on the plaque.
"Pastor, what is this?" he asked the pastor. The pastor said,"Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in
the service."
Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque.
Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear,
asked, "Which service, the 9:45 or the 11:15?" :o)
2006-07-22 15:00:28 · answer #1 · answered by Martin S 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Kind of hard to pray with you if you don't believe. If someone is getting reported it is because they are being vulgar, cruel, or whatever, it has nothing to do with humor. There is no 'humor' in purposely hurting other people just for kicks, no matter what your religious views cruelty is always uncalled for and not humorous.
There is a big difference between telling someone you think their view is stupid and calling them a stupid ignorant f#$%. The one is a true statement (your view) the other is a personal attack on people you don't even know.
2006-07-22 22:13:20 · answer #2 · answered by arvecar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I won't pray with you. What is your question? Have church people been bothering you or what?
By the way, there are quite a few people who pray who do not really believe in god, unless I'm mistaken. A lot of people don't even know what they believe in. What ever kind of religious thing they think they believe in, in general they won't let that interfer with their real life.
2006-07-22 22:05:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I won't pray with you I'll pray for you.
oh and by the way God does have a sense of humor he created you didn't he.
2006-07-23 02:54:05 · answer #4 · answered by jimbostyll 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since you say there is no God, who do you want us to pray to? Seems almost like a futile exercise.
2006-07-22 22:10:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why would someone who doesn't believe in God want anyone to pray WITH him? why would anyone who doesn't believe in God be praying at all? wouldn't that be the same thing as what you accuse God of doing???
2006-07-22 22:02:22 · answer #6 · answered by spike missing debra m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would anyone expect God will do something for them. You think God is a liberal that would give out free stuff from hardworking conservative.
2006-07-22 22:02:07 · answer #7 · answered by 2006flu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is to bad for you not to believe, all you are doing is feeding right into the hands of the ones you don't like.
2006-07-22 21:59:24 · answer #8 · answered by jackiedj8952 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God will not hear your prayer for you are not a Chrisitan and have not accepted Jesus as your savior. But I will pray that you do.
2006-07-22 22:15:30 · answer #9 · answered by Carol M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do anything for us?
who do u think gave u eyes, nose, legs and arms? instead of thanking God of what you have, you insult Him.
you will gain nothing from this, except regret in the day of judgment.
2006-07-22 22:02:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋