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2006-07-22 14:42:42 · 28 answers · asked by Ann Tykreist 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

ok then, how about just an angel?

2006-07-22 14:44:42 · update #1

"plasphemy"! priceless

2006-07-22 15:34:11 · update #2

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Virgin Mary get pregnant and gave birth to Jesus. She is still called a virgin, so you are still one.

2006-07-22 14:46:46 · answer #1 · answered by 2feEThigh 5 · 0 1

Yes1

If your God is Zeus the Weather God, God of Gods and Father of Gods and Men who ruled the flat Planet earth from above, naked and uncircumcised, and who was also the father of Caesar.

So! The answer to your question is a big Yes if you are Christian and believe all that Garbage about the son of God and the father and the Holy Dove.

The God of Israel is nothing that your imagination can hold, and is The Only True God of all of mankind, but some are easily misled, especially when they accept their parents ignorance and do not check things out for themselves.

By your question you seem to admitting that you are no virgin, and, I guess, you think your God has a penis, which makes you a worshipper of Satan and a false God and which makes you, as well, a poor lost soul.

You can still help yourself if you use your intelligence to seek the Truth rather than lean on your own misunderstanding and think only of sex as the purpose of your existence.

2006-07-22 21:53:33 · answer #2 · answered by mythkiller-zuba 6 · 0 0

This is talking about your flip attitude towards the Holy Ghost.

Mark 3:29 But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation.

2006-07-22 21:48:42 · answer #3 · answered by Carol M 5 · 0 0

Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda claims to be the reincarnate of God

2006-07-22 21:47:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No Silly.But Believe Me Your question isn't that bad for Someone to Report U Lord Have Mercy..

2006-07-22 21:48:14 · answer #5 · answered by sugarbdp1 6 · 0 0

You might want to try a spiked watermelon. On the other hand angels are easy, tell them that you really love them and "then" show them the harness!

2006-07-22 21:51:01 · answer #6 · answered by mitchskram 3 · 0 0

God already sent His Son - no one else is needed.

Check out http://www.johnfourteen.com
Look at "Studies in the Bible"
many answers to everyday life
can be found there.

2006-07-22 21:49:23 · answer #7 · answered by Gladiator 5 · 0 0

the closest i can come to answering that question is, since god is supposed to be a metaphor for your father then if you get him drunk enough maybe god will impregnate you.

2006-07-22 21:46:58 · answer #8 · answered by lifeofsymmetry1 1 · 0 0

I'm a thinkn' God put a stop to the Nephalim.

2006-07-22 21:47:20 · answer #9 · answered by Bimpster 4 · 0 0

Not sure God would want to tap that, even if you were a virgin.

2006-07-22 21:44:58 · answer #10 · answered by sweetie_baby 6 · 0 0

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