in islam, they say u get to **** 70 virgins in heaven if u blow urself up. who wants 70 virgins? all they'll do is complain? anyone want to justify this ****? or at least explain...
2006-07-22 14:35:11 · 16 answers · asked by God 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, it's a joke. There's only one 70 year old virgin in their Heaven. So it's hell. Sides they won't have their Peter either. And there will be tables of every food that they would desire. But, they can't smell it taste it or eat it. It's like a Fake Bakery window. However , there is a long line for the elevator to the underworld so it's not a complete loss.
2006-07-22 14:47:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Draven616
"Actually the word for virgin could also translate as raisin."
juice of a grape, actually. The qu'ran talks a lot about burning kuffar in the fire, juice of 72 grapes sounds refreshing after that, especially to desert people
most Muslims are too poor to ever have a girlfriend. the rich take many wives so if your family doesn't control an oil field, you are going to die a virgin or a homo. (they are promised pearl eyed boys too)
Religion puts a certain stigma on sex so the religious think being a virgin is super and these are religious people.
When I knew nothing of sex (like these boys) I thought a virgin was the way to go. Now that I know better it does not appeal to me.
2006-07-22 14:38:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the 70 virgins do?
2006-07-22 14:38:26 · answer #3 · answered by Paul McDonald 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How did the virgins get to heaven and why would they be interested in giving up their chastity to 613 pieces of some fanatic they've never met before? BETTER IDEA ...Islam should "hook up a brother" here on earth, Perhaps if these idiots got laid once, they would "at least" value innocent women's lives and move on to better things than school buses and severed heads!
2006-07-22 14:47:09 · answer #4 · answered by mitchskram 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do people take this out of context without really understanding what it means? They must really get-off on the 70 virgin thing. It's like a Muslims thinking we all believe every animal known to man was somehow corralled on Noah's Ark. That would include whales, elephants, flies, mosquitoes, chickens, peacocks, skunks, etc. for 40 days.
2006-07-22 14:45:58 · answer #5 · answered by daljack -a girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The story of the 70 virgins is not based on the correct interpretation of scripture in the Q'ran.
For instance, the Bible says, "love your neighbour as you would love yourself." Now, that doesn't mean I have to jerk-off my neighbour. That is a misinterpretation of scripture.
Excuse me - a phone call from my Pastor ... uh huh ... oh yeah ... oh REALLY !!!
My bad. My Pastor says I am supposed to jerk off my neighbour.
Sorry, gotta put some lotion on my hands and visit next door !!!
2006-07-22 14:44:47 · answer #6 · answered by pezdispenserwisdom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would like to add to the question - Where did these virgins come from? Are women just toys for Men? Can you people not see why this teaching is wrong - Jesus saved ALL - not just the men!
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2006-07-22 14:40:07 · answer #7 · answered by Gladiator 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Ouch, slow down, that hurts" time 70? No thanks. I'd rather have 1 woman who knows how to satisfy me than any number of incompetent virgins. This is reflective of the incredibly mysogyny that is taught by Islam.
2006-07-22 14:38:25 · answer #8 · answered by koresh419 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're right. I only have one wife and I have to answer complaints every day. 70 virgins would be catastrophic and, between guys, they probably wouldn't "give you any."
2006-07-22 14:41:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it, but then again, I think most of the palestinian martyrs are like 13-16 years old, so those in charge have no problem with child abuse. Why not lie as well?
2006-07-22 14:39:09 · answer #10 · answered by ThatGuy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋