Do you have any funny tongue twisters?

Answer 1

Betty Botter goes like this

Betty Botter bought some butter
but she said the butters bitter
If I put it in my batter
it will make my batter bitter
But a bit of better butter
Will not make my batter bitter
So Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter

Then say

Five fire fighting fireflies
five times fast

Seven swans serenly swimming south

Rubber baby bumper buggy

How myuch wood can a wood chuck chuck
if a wood chuck could chuck wood
If a wood chuck could chuck wood
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck
if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled peppers
if Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled peppers
how many packs of pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

Answer 2

none of my tongue twisters were funny. i got out of that line of work alive.

Answer 3

These one's are hard:

Betty bought butter but the butter was bitter, so Betty bought better butter to make the bitter butter better

If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

A tutor who tooted the flute, tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, 'Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?'

A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies

A big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug back

Answer 4

>He thrusts his fists antagonistic to the posts and nonetheless insists he sees the ghosts. >imagine an imaginary menagerie manager handling an imaginary menagerie And right here comes the classics.... >How a lot timber might want to a woodchuck chuck If a woodchuck might want to chuck timber? A woodchuck might want to chuck each and every of the timber he might want to chuck If a woodchuck might want to chuck timber. >If one health care professional medical doctors yet another health care professional Does the health care professional who medical doctors the health care professional health care professional the health care professional the way the health care professional he's doctoring medical doctors? Or does the health care professional health care professional the way The health care professional who medical doctors medical doctors? >If a Hottentot taught A Hottentot tot to communicate Ere the tot might want to totter, Ought the Hottentot tot study to assert ought or naught Or what might want to wish to study 'er? I honestly have lots more effective because my mum is speech professional...and few i won't be able to even say the first line;;;T^T

Answer 5

What did the British call Ghandi--the emaciated, bare-footed, spiritual leader, with really bad breath?

A super-fragile-callused-mystic-vexed-by-hallitosis.

Answer 6

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!♥♫

Answer 7

sally sells sea shells by the sea shore,

but u have to say it fast three times

Answer 8

how fast can u say Shorty Mcshorts Shorts.....

Answer 9

yes i do i said hello all the time