2006-07-22 12:50:02 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
yes it happened and i dont want to give a lame excuse or the truth, and no, no domestic abuse, just drunk and clumsy!
2006-07-22 12:58:26 · update #1
I told the truth: I got sexually excited and my third leg punched me in the eye....
You could say your boyfriend's......nevermind
2006-07-22 12:53:06 · answer #1 · answered by JackJester 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
IF that was what happened then I wouldn't see why you couldn't tell the truth. BUT if you are getting beaten then I would suggest you get out. Because people at work know you better than you think. if you just fell, then say you fell. stop trying to trick someone because they are not dumb. good luck
2006-07-22 19:54:43 · answer #2 · answered by trouble comes a knockin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why wouldn't you tell the truth? If you don't want to say you were drunk just say you fell down.
2006-07-22 19:54:00 · answer #3 · answered by They call me ... Trixie. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell your co-workers you placed third in the womens jr ultimate fighting championship but gave it a good run for the money. Something like Beatrice got me with a good left right before the bell rang. Or it was friday night foxy boxing.
2006-07-22 21:16:05 · answer #4 · answered by Motorpsycho 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just act like nothing happened. Act surprised if someone asks why you have a black eye.
2006-07-22 20:47:50 · answer #5 · answered by back_in_nd_ok 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoopies daises! I had to get up to go to the bathroom and you know what? I fell outta bed, and whacked my head against the night stand table! :)
2006-07-22 19:54:32 · answer #6 · answered by colinsmom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would tell the truth, I live alone so it could happen. I would try and make it as humorous as possible.
2006-07-22 19:54:22 · answer #7 · answered by terri 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If this ever did happen, which it won't, I would say, "I got drunk and fell on my face."
2006-07-22 19:54:26 · answer #8 · answered by cybrog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just say you were out in the city or downtown and someone started fighting you in a dark ally as you were passing through...i take it this happened because its pretty exact
2006-07-22 19:53:55 · answer #9 · answered by manateeluver32 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say you were pertending to be blind and fell on a skateboard.
Hey, worked for me - although I wasn't drunk...
2006-07-22 20:19:40 · answer #10 · answered by I think... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋