The funniest one will get 20 points instead of 10.
2006-07-22 12:35:09 · 17 answers · asked by I am rock 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
2006-07-22 14:13:09 · answer #1 · answered by Ashley luvz you! 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hickory dickory dock, the mice ran up the clock, the clock struck one...and the others escaped with minor injuries.
A skeleton walks into a bar and says "gimme a beer and a mop"
(If you don't get that last one just think about it for a bit)
2006-07-22 19:56:27 · answer #2 · answered by J31899 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is That Your Face Or Did Your Pants Fall Down
2006-07-22 22:01:58 · answer #3 · answered by Koocha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An invisible man married an invisible woman, the kids were nothing to look at either.
2006-07-22 20:17:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And who are you that you can give someone 20 points? Huh?
2006-07-29 01:38:28 · answer #5 · answered by wondering 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how can u give out 20 pts
2006-07-29 13:44:28 · answer #6 · answered by babygirl100405 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy drank a pint of varnish. It was a horrible death, but a beautiful finish.
2006-07-22 22:21:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was out with one of them cute, slow taw'kin,' southern girls the other night,....took her so long to say...she wasn't "that" kinda girl....she "WAS"!!!!
Did you hear about the problem with the wooden horse?......wooden sh*t
The old fella next door got a new "hearing - aid"...says it's the best,...spent a fortune,...says he can hear better than anybody....I said,...what "kind" is it....he said,...it's 2:30!!!
Did you hear about the moron that stapled his balls together?....he figured,..if ya can't lick - 'em....join 'em
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2006-07-22 19:49:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two antennas got married.
The wedding wasn't all that great, but the reception was excellent!
2006-07-22 20:28:34 · answer #9 · answered by jvsconsulting 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Balls cried the Queen, if I had two I would be King !!! Here's another> I see said the blind man as he hit me with his cane!!!
2006-07-22 19:53:46 · answer #10 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋