You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left
side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine
travelling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size
as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a
helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and
the helicopter are also travelling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous
situation?
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Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", you're drunk
2006-07-22 12:18:20 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
For all those snotty people who cant take a joke or think youre beyond this...Piss off! Leave the people who want to answer and have fun alone.
Yes I think it was good! LOL Thanks so much! Have a good day:)
2006-07-22 12:34:13 · answer #1 · answered by Jennifer M 2 · 7⤊ 3⤋
Put on your james bond outfit climb out of the car mount the pig from the rear lasso the pink horse in front of it do the rodeo .grab the pole to your right and slide down gently to the ground. Now get up and dust yourself check for broken bones. hey presto you are free.
2006-07-23 03:39:29 · answer #2 · answered by olayinka o 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Easy 2 points
2006-07-22 19:21:55 · answer #3 · answered by atticusblack19 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have just slowed down :/ (if I was driving in a car)
+2 points
2006-07-22 19:28:45 · answer #4 · answered by Sami 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Sure worth a couple of points.
2006-07-22 19:28:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it necessary to post this lame *** joke 5,000 times a day?!! It's not funny or amusing what-so-ever. Jeez when you people find something you like you don't let go of it! It's just like the what is more powerful than god joke.
2006-07-22 19:21:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tickety Boo 2points thank you
2006-07-23 00:55:12 · answer #7 · answered by achtungdavie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not worth wasting your 5 poins but its ok...i got 2 points
2006-07-22 19:20:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it worth my 2 points.
2006-07-22 20:55:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sure did get a lot of responses for such a lame joke!!!!
2006-07-22 20:04:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep. worth 2 points. thank u
2006-07-22 19:20:30 · answer #11 · answered by ???????????? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋