One night, a husband and wife were having a conversation over dinner: Wife: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
Husband: Definitely not!
Wife: Why not - don't you like being married?
Husband: Of course I do.
Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
Husband: Okay, I'd get married again.
Wife: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
Husband: (makes audible groan)
Wife: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
Husband: Where else would we sleep?
Wife: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?
Husband: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
Wife: And would you let her use my golf clubs?
Husband: She can't use them; she's left-handed.
Wife: - - - silence - - -
Husband: ****.****.****.....
2006-07-22 12:12:06 · 23 answers · asked by neha 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh my god, LMAO!!!!!! That is hilarious!!! I love that jok. You have to put more jokes on here like that because that one was hilarious!!! Thanks for the laugh and please pick me!!!!
2006-07-22 14:38:47 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ Jamie ♥ 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-07-22 20:50:22 · answer #2 · answered by bon sens 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pathetic.
2006-07-22 19:18:32 · answer #3 · answered by Harriet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but still a goodie.
2006-07-22 19:29:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a funny joke
2006-07-22 19:20:50 · answer #5 · answered by mgs fan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought it was quite funny, thats one way of getting caught out
2006-07-22 19:18:50 · answer #6 · answered by jilli 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's funny (note apostrophe)
and I thought it was funny when I first heard it........
20 YEARS AGO!!!!
2006-07-22 19:42:43 · answer #7 · answered by franja 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4 Star Joke ****
Good job!
*pat on the back*
2006-07-22 19:33:17 · answer #8 · answered by ~ ♥ Sun$hine ♥ ~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't give up the day job.
2006-07-22 19:15:59 · answer #9 · answered by Kango Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yeah funny dropped him self right in the sh!t there
2006-07-22 19:17:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋