watching Football?
y'all sexy though. Just don't be sitting on my sh!t while the game is on.
2006-07-22 11:40:52 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
all the ladies should just know...as I had to learn the hard way.
u either join in and learn to love football or u get the hell out cause it does not matter if u butt naked and droppin it like it's hot
u still come in second over football
2006-07-22 11:56:42 · answer #1 · answered by His 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I only watch the Superbowls, it is exciting, cause some of the other guys are always like get out the way, and screaming at every play. But some girls don't like football because it doesn't fit they're interests.
2006-07-22 18:48:06 · answer #2 · answered by ~ ♥ Sun$hine ♥ ~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because your paying more attention to the football gae then the girl...
The Girl is #1, The Girl is #1, The Girl is #1, The Girl is #1, The Girl is #1, The Girl is #1, The Girl is #1,
2006-07-22 18:50:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda like the time the game went to a commercial, and there was a guy in a coma on the TV. I told my girlfriend that I didn't want to die after years in a coma. I told her if I ever go into a vegetative state, dependent on machines, and taking nourishment from a bottle, to pull the plug and let me die.
She unplugged the TV, and threw out my beer.
B*tch.
2006-07-22 18:49:57 · answer #4 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what you can do is explain every single play of the game. even if you dont know what you are talking about. Use a lot of football terminology. After about 20 min, she'll disappear to do her own thing.
2006-07-22 18:44:44 · answer #5 · answered by cutecarebear228 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love football, but only a game a weekend. If you're watching every team in the country, you have an addiction, and it will affect your sex life, hon.
2006-07-22 18:43:01 · answer #6 · answered by Nani 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why can't you shut the stupid game off and spend a little time with us?
It's just a game and you can get the score off the news.
I waited all week to spend time with my man, and he parks his fat butt in front of the TV and ignores me. How is that fun or fair?
Dang, I may as well be single.
2006-07-22 18:44:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, do you like going shopping with girls? it's a stereotype for sure, but in general there are guy things and girl things and it's better when girls go shopping together while guys watch sports together. that way, everyone wins right? i'd like to mention that arguing battle of the sexes is so much fun!
2006-07-22 18:45:19 · answer #8 · answered by miriam_eesti 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd be happy and quiet while your watchin' football, unless of course the Redskins are loosing then I'll be b****y and cursing until their winning again. :D
2006-07-22 18:56:11 · answer #9 · answered by RuneWitchSakura1988 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never had a problem with a man watching whatever he wants, when he wants and for how long he wants...always get better lovin when both people get respect. Whatever my man (none currently) wants, he gets.
2006-07-22 18:44:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋