I would give you all that I have and all that I am. I would sell my soul to the devil himself, and I would then extract an equity line on my home. I would cater to your unique requirements with a full portfolio of services ranging from fellatio and threesomes to housekeeping and more. I would indenture myself to your will for the duration of my tenure, at which time I would emerge a broken, ravaged shadow of my former self. Did I mention that my grandparents are Russian?
2006-07-23 03:55:40
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answered by Bunny*Run 4
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How about you do us all a favor and put a shiny razor blade all the way around your weiner.
2006-07-22 17:54:35
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answered by craftman 2
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Yeah, well that's about all I would pay. One shiny penny.
2006-07-22 17:55:23
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answered by grey_sky_morning84 5
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Go ask the prostitutes what their rates are. Be sure and were something pretty when your whistling at cars. Better still, go ask your mom what she charges.
2006-07-22 17:57:27
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answered by Mama C. 2
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wow they most be slim pickings of guys or u get the rejects for them to pay wow where do u live the gals over there must be desperate to pick u omg they must be desperate wow
lmao
2006-07-22 17:57:52
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answered by chaopred 3
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Ever think the high demand is because it's free?
2006-07-22 17:57:31
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answered by beautiful disaster 3
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i think u should give a price and then lets see what the demand will be
2006-07-22 17:57:34
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answered by ~ Helin ~ 4
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i would pay u $100 just 2 get a life!!
2006-07-22 17:55:54
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answered by *islandchick* 3
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it depends are you cute, sexy, funny, sweet, nice, romantic, then deffenitly!! i would probley pay arouund $100.00--150.00, but just to let you know, if you get any givers you might want to take the price tag off first. lol
p.s. just befor you get any ideas i won't
2006-07-22 17:58:18
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answered by Chika 1
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Women pay for your dates and drinks ?
So you're saying you're a bum with no money ?
LOL, wow, that's some funny sh*t !
The Evansphere is a fat bum with no money . LOL
2006-07-22 19:32:23
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answered by The Hit Man 6
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