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The omnipotent paradox question. Could God create a rock so large even he couldn't lift it?

Jesus was just a guy.

Next question.

2006-07-22 10:48:54 · answer #1 · answered by cannon1977 3 · 2 0

Sure, with the microwave of the Lord; Dude even Satan couldn't hold that burrito! Hot and spicy the way God intended mankind to eat burritos.

2006-07-22 10:49:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Burrito? Life after death is like virginity after childbirth.

Christianity? Jesus? Dying?

What is the Imacculate Conception supposed to mean?

(NOT A VIRGIN BIRTH! - Google Imacculate Conception. What else do you falsely believe? )

Jesus, the basis of Christianity? .

If Jesus died, he could NOT have been God.

Gods do not die? Do they?

If Jesus 'died' on Friday and 'undied' on Sunday, what else besides Saturday was sacrificed?

Did Jesus give up Saturday for us? Big deal!

If Jesus died for our sins, there should not be any more sins, else why go through with it?.

If Jesus really DIED, he should be dead, dead, dead!


If the flesh of Jesus died, what was seen walking and talking on Sunday?

If you swallow this stuff, you are not going to like the folks who don't. You want them to swallow it too.

Christians want everyone to convert to their non-thinking in order to be 'saved'.

Believing and not thinking is like choosing a mental illness and becoming truly lost.

2006-07-22 10:50:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Jesus could heat a burrito using microwaves by just looking at it. and he wouldn't even have to touch it to eat it it would just suddenly be in his stomach and his hunger would be no more.

2006-07-22 10:50:13 · answer #4 · answered by Gdawg 2 · 0 0

Yes im sure Jesus could in fact do so. The trouble is, the radiation involved in such an exchange would likely kill every living thing in the entire universe. So I would prefer he not try.

Hails,
Silence

2006-07-22 10:53:56 · answer #5 · answered by silencedwatcher 3 · 0 0

A brilliant question! Unfortunately, you aren't the first one to ask it. In fact, the question of G-d's ability to create a rock so heavy that He Himself wouldn't be able to lift it is one of the most classic examples of this type of questions. I think, the question itself is flawed, because G-d does not "operate" within the human realm of understanding, so, in short, the answer is yes and no.

2006-07-22 10:56:42 · answer #6 · answered by chuckynjwvu 2 · 0 0

I am glad he could multiply breads instead of too hot burrito.

2006-07-22 10:49:34 · answer #7 · answered by Axel ∇ 5 · 0 0

I saw him with a burrito at stop-n-go, it didn't look that hot.

2006-07-22 10:52:40 · answer #8 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 0 0

No because God is not human, he is something we do not recognize or understand, he is beyond our knowledge.

He is the leader of all and even though we are made in his image, he does not look like us, or have skin.

God does not have skin, only soul.

2006-07-22 10:56:16 · answer #9 · answered by Gabriela 1 · 0 0

NO way..jebus is a vegetarian. Unless it was a vegetarian burrito.. then he could.

2006-07-22 10:49:01 · answer #10 · answered by Sorcha 6 · 0 0

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