It's true. It usually happens at night when I am drifting off to sleep. I hear a muffled voice coming from beneath the covers. When I lift off the covers I hear the voice more clearly and its coming from my anus. That's right. My hole is tell me things. At first I though I must be hearing things but night after night it kept happening. My hole says things like: "Can you choose another brand of toilet paper?" or " Can you bend over and spread your cheeks every now and again so I can get some air". It's quite alarming. Last night it was telling me to stick a pencil or a pen in it because it wanted to see what it looked like close up. So I did. It hurt a little but then I put some vasaline on it and it slid right in. I am a little concerned and afraid that one night it might ask for something like a cucumber or a flashlight. What should I do?
2006-07-22 10:17:18 · 7 answers · asked by JoJo Pnuckle 2 in Health ➔ Other - Health
Sounds to me like you are learning a new language, the language of self love. Hey, lay back and enjoy it while you can.
2006-07-22 10:23:48 · answer #1 · answered by wetsaway 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, that's both really funny and really disturbing.
My most serious thought is that you're coming with Schizophrenia which is a very serious disease. Hearing strange voices in your head is a common symptom of the disease. You'd have to go to a psychiatrist to take tests to be sure. Many people with the disease are born with brain malformations which can be detected with X-rays and MRIs.
The older you are when symptoms appear, the worse the disease will be. And it isn't curable, it's a chronic disease that stays with you for life, but it can be controlled with proper medication. However there's a large amount of people that don't respond to meds at all.
Don't go with a psychologist for this though because they will think you're dumbo-crazy and take you to a looney bin. They aren't doctors, but psychiatrists are.
2006-07-22 18:04:38 · answer #2 · answered by Gata de Barrio 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You want to stick a What? up where? Before you hurt yourself quit listening to that ***.....
2006-07-22 17:22:56 · answer #3 · answered by beaelzabud 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Speask to you? Does that mean that oyu are literally speaking out your bum?
2006-07-22 17:22:40 · answer #4 · answered by Kalahari_Surfer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My wang talks to me sometimes. It's my second brain.
2006-07-22 17:21:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummmmmmmmm................ I think you may want to take it to the doctor.
2006-07-22 17:23:35 · answer #6 · answered by mightymite1957 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-22 17:20:51 · answer #7 · answered by likeablerabbit_loose 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋