The 1986 hide and seek champion....
2006-07-22 10:13:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol! good one!!
you'd have to be really dumb to spend 20 years in a cupboard!!!
2006-07-22 10:18:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
two blondes driving see another blonde sitting in a boat in the midle of the road.Driver blonde see thats why we get a bad name.passenger blonde and if i could swim i will let her know.
2006-07-22 11:04:57 · answer #2 · answered by freddy w 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is fantastic. haven't heard that one. here i got one for you.
THREE WOMEN -- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND ONE IRISH.WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID "I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
THE IRISH WOMAN FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA
AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER BEHIND. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT
HER. THE IRISH WOMAN FINALLY SAID, "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT. I'M GETTIN'A FAX."
2006-07-22 10:22:32 · answer #3 · answered by luckylu2k3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL i'm a blonde and i found that very funny.. luckily enough i'm not a dumb blonde so i got the punch line ;-)
2006-07-22 10:16:15 · answer #4 · answered by maidenrocks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Salad cream
2006-07-22 10:55:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it....she is blonde....and she has been hiding in a cupboard since 1986...my kinda humour....more please....
2006-07-22 10:19:18 · answer #6 · answered by Sweetpea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A midnight munch.
2006-07-22 10:48:31 · answer #7 · answered by shortnotsilly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why 1986????????????
2006-07-22 10:17:30 · answer #8 · answered by Citizen Mac 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was sort of funny
But not all blonds are that thick.
2006-07-22 22:38:35 · answer #9 · answered by katy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
I have to tell my sister that one she's blonde
2006-07-22 21:44:54 · answer #10 · answered by loki_mcbedlam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋