Stupid questions series number 12
How would you know that she isnt an opium addict, since she is not on speaking terms with human beings ever since she threw them into the earth?
2006-07-22 09:11:34 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Since Religion is the Opium of the Masses,
then Religion == Opium of Masses
and since God is Religion
then God == Opium of Masses
And since "of Masses" are addicts,
then God == Opium Addicts.
Savvy?
2006-07-22 09:17:07 · answer #1 · answered by Zabela 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Must not be talking about my god. He didn't do any throwing. Also, since He is in heaven, and heaven is perfect, there would be no need for opium up there... and he does speak with human beings, but you never listen.
This "she" god person you are talking about does sound like a class act Beoch though, and I wouldn't be surprised if she were an addict.
2006-07-22 09:28:47 · answer #2 · answered by ye_river_xiv 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO!...my GOD (CREATOR) Of All Is A DELIVERER from opium addicts Among many other good things!....(John 14: 6), (Acts 4: 12), ..It would be a benefit for you to check out the Purpose Of The Cross!...The Birth, The Death, And The Resurrection Of JESUS!...(Luke 4: 18, 19).......get into a GOD Appointed Church with a GOD Anointed Pastor/Minister to teach you the things of GOD, after all, that's what GOD put them on this earth for! (Eph. 4: 11- 15).....
2006-07-22 09:23:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is a creation of our imagination,, yes , a person who is opium addict , his god can b opium addict at same time, also for that very same person if opium is a bad thing then he might consider his god as opium hater and he would leave his habit of opium,, its all about how we feel about god,, as we want 2 percive him,,,
2006-07-22 09:31:17 · answer #4 · answered by distant d 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well my God is classified as male so He is not an opium addict.
2006-07-22 09:15:35 · answer #5 · answered by N M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What if she's a tortoise and she's the one w. the real plan, they do live a suspiciously long time, probably terrorists too no doubt ?
Now there's logic above!
2006-07-22 09:16:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, since God is IN everything and God IS everything and all things at once, um , yes.
2006-07-22 09:13:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My God is an addict period. Everything is a drug. Life is a drug and She loves that $#!t :) We can't get enough.
2006-07-22 09:17:28 · answer #8 · answered by tesla_009 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think mine is on crack.
He keeps asking for more money, more money, more money. I ask him for help and sometimes what I ask for happens and sometimes it doesn't. I look at people who don't pray to him and it almost seems like they get the same results without asking.
2006-07-22 09:16:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. I like this joke.
2006-07-22 09:14:18 · answer #10 · answered by Melvin C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋