By spending a lot of time in the religions and spirituality section?
2006-07-22 08:21:25 · 24 answers · asked by The Thpeech Pathologitht™ 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
What Lucky Fokker you mean you have like radiation sickness pills?
2006-07-22 08:25:44 · update #1
Gosh all these poor people they've had too much exposure and its gotten to their brains.
2006-07-22 08:27:27 · update #2
Is there anywhere were I can get Jesusblock lotion? I think I'm getting jesusburn.
2006-07-22 08:29:25 · update #3
Probably, but then the same could be said for me too :)
johnthreever... and the rest of you ......GET A LIFE!
2006-07-22 08:25:29 · answer #1 · answered by lollipoppett2005 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most definitely. If you're in the US you're probably at lethal doses. You might do well to look into comparative religions. Maybe the historical Jesus would bring some clarity and "neutalize" the toxins. Try reading some gnostic gospels to relax that sphincter.
There's very little Jesus in today's Chrisitianity. And if you're in the US it's more of a state-sponsored religion than anything else. They'd sell Jesus pops (with a little waving US flag) on a stick if they could- but that doesn't mean it has anything to do with Jesus.
Modern Chrisitanity is a tragic joke. Modern US Chrisitanity is little more than Nazism repackaged.
Good luck and get some shade. ;)
2006-07-22 15:31:06 · answer #2 · answered by Form 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pray for the good spirits prior to entering. Then if only exposed to good raise you should become a better person. Pray atheist ray stay away from you and then the Jesus rays to protect you and I'm thinking you will be fine. just in case though wear your cross for protection, can't be to prepared.
2006-07-22 15:25:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nonsense. Jesus Rays are actually quite beneficial when mixed with other similar rays, such as and including Allah Ray and Buddha Rays.
There are even unverified reports of exposure to these rays causing superpowers.
2006-07-22 15:24:00 · answer #4 · answered by rahidz2003 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might.
Beware! Jesus rays have been known to cause repentance from sin and questioning of the society and it's moral values.
2006-07-22 15:25:37 · answer #5 · answered by Makemeaspark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe.
What do Jesus-Rays do to a person in the long run?
2006-07-22 15:24:11 · answer #6 · answered by Frodo the space bard 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There isn't such a thing as too much exposure to "Jesus-Rays"
2006-07-22 15:22:58 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha. . .ha. . .
I think more of unhealthy answer from people like us. Truth is to be found in the Bible, not here. I am only human.
2006-07-22 15:26:41 · answer #8 · answered by Melvin C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no but you might be getting too much exposure toj religious ray's. big difference.
2006-07-22 15:26:00 · answer #9 · answered by Hannah's Grandpa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What Would Jesus Do...for a Klondike Bar?
2006-07-22 15:26:39 · answer #10 · answered by rsantos19 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋