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Is this what Adam and Eve said to each other?

2006-07-22 08:16:05 · 13 answers · asked by how dare I 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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I honestly don't know. My theory is that G-d naturally based the holy tongue that they spoke based (on,or the same as) his own. He then made Adam born (if that's what you can call it) with it and since Eve was from his rib, she also naturally knew it.

And they also probably said "Hey I have an opening...you have a stick...lets experiment!"

2006-07-22 08:21:25 · answer #1 · answered by David U 2 · 2 1

LOL! But this joke's better: Three nuns die,2 are good nuns, the third has been kinda bad. So St .Pete says to them 'To get into heaven, you have to answer a question.If you get it right, you go to heaven.If not,you go to hell.' So he turns to the first nun and asks 'Who was the first man?' 'Adam' she answers.Bells start ringing, birds start chirping, and the gates to heaven open.So Pete says to the second nun,'Who was the first woman?' 'Eve', the second nun answers.Bells start ringing, birds start chirping, and the gates open.So Pete says to the third nun' Listen, you haven't exactly been toeing the line down there.I saw you with Father Murphy, and Father Reilly.' The third nun goes pale.'So,' Pete continues 'your question's going to be a bit more difficult.What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?' 'Ooohh, that's a hard one!' the third nun says.Bells start ringing, birds start chirping and the gates open.

2006-07-22 15:31:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

For that you would have to believe that adam existed in the first place.

2006-07-22 15:29:01 · answer #3 · answered by Lyndsey 3 · 0 0

Actually it was more like: 'Nice leaf you're sporting there Adam...mind it if I turn it over?'

2006-07-22 15:20:17 · answer #4 · answered by baciandrio 4 · 0 0

No, Eve said "mmm yummy fruit...want some?"

2006-07-22 15:20:16 · answer #5 · answered by Jon Skywalker 4 · 0 0

Eve - "Nice unit"
Adam - "Nice cans"

2006-07-22 15:22:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No but it obviously what you speak. Read the Bible

2006-07-22 15:19:43 · answer #7 · answered by Smart_Guy 4 · 0 0

I don't think they needed to say anything at all.

2006-07-22 15:20:40 · answer #8 · answered by tesla_009 1 · 0 0

Not sure, wasn't there at the time, sorry!

2006-07-22 15:19:30 · answer #9 · answered by lollipoppett2005 6 · 0 0

"What's that thing for, Adam."

2006-07-22 15:18:41 · answer #10 · answered by taogent 2 · 0 0

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