I was shaving my testicles cuase my girl likes her runway free of clutter and I nicked one of my testicles. It really hurt and was bleeding for a while. I thought I was going to die. Anyways, she came over and upon discovering a crack in her perfect runway, she got mad at me, saying that she won't be flying or doing any barrel rolls anymore. I told her I refueled, but she wouldn't listen to me. What do you guys think, was she right?
2006-07-22 07:56:41 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
You got me lost at sliced off testicle?........You should really ask the question and not be using all the metaphors, you might actually get an anwer...
2006-07-22 08:00:51 · answer #1 · answered by Jay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She sounds like she is only intrested in sex obviously! she dont like you for who you are! but just you giving her pleasure. Just tell her, she isnt perfect or something and see how she feels!
Its fine, you will recover in abt a week! you might have a scar, but your balls are fine! use a pube hair trimmer! not a shaver! it will hurt!! dont do it perfectly, because next time you wont be so lucky
2006-07-22 08:02:53 · answer #2 · answered by vaiosoft 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wait she got mad bc you nicked one of your boys? she wasnt concerned, didnt say hey are you ok nothing? maybe you should consider the fact that she didnt care that you had hurt yourself....wow..sounds like a *****
2006-07-22 08:01:37 · answer #3 · answered by rednecksurfer_roxy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! ... that was the most graphic testical story I've ever heard. Thank you! If I were you, I'd get a prosthetic set of 'em.
2006-07-22 08:00:41 · answer #4 · answered by Tootie 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She'll calm down
2006-07-22 07:58:59 · answer #5 · answered by musiclover 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont think she was rite 2 walk away b cuz....well i dont dont y.
2006-07-22 08:00:12 · answer #6 · answered by nyja 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋