2006-07-22 05:04:40 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
worship allah and bow down before a train
2006-07-22 05:19:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Walk into a Star Trek convention.
2006-07-22 12:07:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put an ad in the newspaper, offering $1,000
2006-07-22 12:07:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find a few litters of kittens.
Christ doesn't give us virgins in heaven...there is no need for sex there....and He doesn't allow polygamy anyway.
2006-07-22 12:13:33 · answer #4 · answered by indiebaptist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Become a rock star.
2006-07-22 12:07:56 · answer #5 · answered by night_trekker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's easy... just say 'Allah Akbar' and blow yourself up. I wouldn't be to anxious to get my hands upon those virgins, though, if I were you... for the most part, they are dead octagenarian Catholic nuns.
2006-07-22 12:12:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually there was a misprint. I think it meant dinner with 72 VIRGINIANS. :-)
2006-07-22 12:10:48 · answer #7 · answered by oph_chad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I agree with David W
2006-07-22 12:09:12 · answer #8 · answered by D-Train 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fall asleep dreaming....
2006-07-22 12:09:45 · answer #9 · answered by Applecore782 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
transplant you brain with a filthy perverts brain.
2006-07-22 12:08:03 · answer #10 · answered by I-C-U 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋